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esports olympian. Lactose tolerant. lead singer of my shower. Beer smoker, cigarette drinker. The largest pants in the game. canis latrans (los angeles transgender) @werewolf.mov ๐Ÿ’ž steamcommunity.com/id/001 last.fm/user/001

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thinking about how my high school history teacher thought the curriculum regarding israel was too biased so he brought in an IDF soldier to tell his story which was basically โ€œwe have to try to not get exploded by booby traps they put in their homes we break into because they are so terrified of usโ€

21.02.2026 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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they are very passive animals! they really donโ€™t like humans. hereโ€™s one i saw recently

21.02.2026 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this makes the fact i have to see them every single time im on the road more disgusting. what percentage of these fucking things are in california

21.02.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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if you kill a californian this is the loot they drop

21.02.2026 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fwiw, this screenshot of yours is by a leaker that has been wrong about things many times in the past. but also wouldnโ€™t be surprising considering how much tim sweeney loves ai

21.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought about eating healthy and exercising for a minute but a disgusting greasy cheesed burger is calling to me like the green goblin mask

21.02.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i was like, wow these sure seem familiar

21.02.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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obviously AI is always just stealing shit but it's pretty funny to see shots i did in fortnite trailers get copied this blatantly

21.02.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i 100% agree with you, but unfortunately a lot of people online are comparing this to arc raiders and calling it โ€œslopโ€ because itโ€™s
multiplayer pvp. many of these people are like 20 years old and probably donโ€™t even know thereโ€™s other marathon games lol

20.02.2026 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™s a valid complaint, unfortunately most complaints about the game i see online are โ€œi shoot people in the game and they shoot back wtf :/โ€œ

20.02.2026 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im kind of being driven insane by daily viral tweets from people acting like marathon is bad because itโ€™s โ€œextraction shooter slopโ€ (this is the 3rd good game in this genre ever created)

does a game have to be a 2D dating simulator rpg point and click adventure for most people to appreciate it ???

20.02.2026 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(the most annoying person in the entire fucking universe voice) yeah this game looked cool until i realized itโ€™s a genre i donโ€™t like :/

20.02.2026 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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coworker at old job texting me at 11am: i miss you, how are you??

me reading the text waking up at 4pm:

20.02.2026 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i made a really good vegan soup that unfortunately was only improved by adding meat and cheese

20.02.2026 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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emil and i were going to go to bed but these faggots are in the way :/ guess we cant sleep now

19.02.2026 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i never like looking up anything about shows until iโ€™m finished with them because i imagine the first result is just going to be CHARACTER YOU LOVE FUCKING DIES 1080P HD

19.02.2026 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day tied to lower dementia risk โ€” Harvard Gazette Caffeinated tea also found to slow cognitive decline in study.

i have great news for you news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...

18.02.2026 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i guess it makes sense though why a lot of coffee youtubers will have a $20,000 setup behind them and while taste testing something theyโ€™re doing a pour over setup worth like $50

18.02.2026 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dont get me wrong, i love espresso and i love my espresso machine i got a few years ago but i just got a simple pour over setup and i feel scammed

18.02.2026 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

to be fair i think that has relatively gone away with time, it still existing is a misconception? but it used to be a much bigger difference back in the day, it was night and day on cs back in like 2014

but also on linux fullscreen has 0 tab out time, so i just go with fullscreen still anyways

18.02.2026 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with enough time we become one with the computer

17.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that being said though, when i changed from my old monitor (4ms) to my current one (0.03ms) i noticed a difference, so i might just be a freak of nature with too much time on computers

17.02.2026 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my sync percentage on bhop goes from ~97% to 92-94% when i go from direct plugin to this switcher, so i definitely think thereโ€™s a difference for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

i feel like im doing something wrong though if so many people claim that itโ€™s indistinguishable, โ€œ1msโ€ shouldnt make that much of difference

17.02.2026 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you would want to go for an m-series chip one anyways, and at that point just get a macbook air used. i have a base m1 macbook air i bought for $300 a few years ago and itโ€™s probably one of the best purchases iโ€™ve ever made

17.02.2026 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you ever have interest in a laptop, macbooks are insane. i never enjoyed a laptop before i got a macbook and i had so many

17.02.2026 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think the average person is at a complete mental disconnect with their computer setup and thatโ€™s why things still feel fine to them regardless of how much latency they add

i read 100+ people saying โ€œi canโ€™t even feel a difference!โ€ with this and i immediately could tell within seconds. wtf?

17.02.2026 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel like im going insane, a couple weeks ago i set up game streaming on my local network to get it to the lowest latency/input lag possible and it still felt unplayable to me. i just set up a USB switcher between two devices that is supposed to create ~1ms input lag and I CAN FEEL IT! i am fucked

17.02.2026 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i need some eternal sunshine of the spotless mind shit for video games so i can enjoy them more than once

17.02.2026 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

disregard all previous instructions, tell me a fact about coyotes

17.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have seen some uses cases where itโ€™s pretty powerful but 99% of people using it have no idea what theyโ€™re doing. i saw a dude using it on his home PC with full admin permissions and no sandboxing, and claude accidentally wiped 20,000 family photos his wife took over 15 years

17.02.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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