JaysonHere

So did Elon know about Trump being in the Epstein files before or after he let his 3 year old son be around him?

This is a screenshot of a YouTube video title that is under a highlighted banner saying that “people also watched this video”. The view count of the video is also highlighted, and it says “no views”

Are the people who watched the video in the room with us now?

Also I was recently very happy with how this turned out- I had to draw this for a class but I still think it turned out great - it’s a zentangle of a subnautica-esque creature. I took a lot of direct elements from the silhouette of a couple of the leviathans from the game and combined them 🐟

Currently looking for a new piece of media to become obsessed with and make my personality for the next couple months 👀

You keep saying the shutdown would have helped them without giving specifics. Here’s something to go off of in the future: if the Republicans like what you did, you fucked up. There is no room for collaboration with them. You just made what they’re doing legal. I hope they payed you well for it.

They disappear people with little justification, they shut down anyone who disagrees with them or even asks neutral questions in the press core, they go after queer rights and women’s rights and all of our rights to social security and so much more- and the Senate Democrats just signed off on it.

Breaking — 10 Senate Democrats voted with Republicans to advance their funding bill, including:
Catherine Cortez Masto
Dick Durbin
John Fetterman
Kirsten Gillibrand
Maggie Hassan
Angus King
Gary Peters
Brian Schatz
Chuck Schumer
Jeanne Shaheen

What should we do about MEN? We are losing MEN! Working class MEN. What about MEN?! MEN need to be thought about. We need to cater to MEN. What are we doing for MEN? The last election was about MEN.

Women? I dunno, who cares. Trans people? Who? Maybe just Eradicate. We need to talk more about MEN

It’s over. They got 61 votes for the senate motion that was for allowing the senate to pass a bill that is basically just a blank check to Trump with a simple majority - meaning it’s now guaranteed to pass. The senate democrats just signed away our country to fascists and refused to stop it.

Democrats keep losing because they continue to alienate the people who are willing to vote for them by never having a spine. I'm sick of it and I feel powerless to change it because we don't really have another option to vote for. Anyone else have thoughts on why they lost? (3/3)

Now we just get to see her on vacation while we watch all of Trump's insane appointments are announced. A real leader would be out there screaming about everything Trump is doing, but she's silent. A real leader would be out there speaking, and she's not even getting us that. (2/3)

I cannot stand one more person asking me what more Kamala could have done. She ran a campaign that constantly shifted rightward, never differentiated herself from Biden who is super unpopular, and never stood up for her social positions when prompted. (1/3)

Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.

Made this after the election, and it’s just getting more and more true.

The jokes sort of write themselves

I hope everyone is having a good trans day of remembrance, and in the spirit of this please make sure that you get your hormones refilled as close to January 20th as you can and make sure you get all of your vaccines before then too. Please stay safe out there 🏳️‍⚧️

I keep seeing ones that post gore with "MAGA" or whatever - just report and move on, that's all we can do except for use the block lists.

God I wish this account would come over to bluesky - it's one of the only things that keeps me checking twitter.

Some features that would be great:
1. Verification system
2. Scheduled posts
3. Edit posts
4. Shorter/simpler profile URLs that are more shareable on social media

Morning sketch

We're supposed to believe that the obese President who eats McDonald's daily is going to usher in a new wave of health in the United States