The Satellite

Another Castlemania in the books. Once more sad to see it go, but hey, we had a fantastic year yet again.

Next year: Castlemania Retold. We will play the Lords of Shadow trilogy of games.

King of the Hill screenshot stylized to look like it is on a Game Boy Color using a custom red color scheme. Hank Hill and others from Rainey Street are dressed up in costumes. Hank is wearing a devil costume. Text reads "C'mon, Bobby, Halloween's just no fun without you."

Game Boy Color Fridays

Halloween gravestone reading “I Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Happy Halloween

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Happy Halloween! We're celebrating with our final stream of Castlemania Redefined, playing the Sega Saturn version of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night!

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Trannydyke Deluxe @sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social being into the adult man David Bowie is slightly different than being into the child Jennifer Connelly Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social Believe what you want Trannydyke Deluxe@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social • 1h my dude do you not think there's a difference between lust for a 39 year old adult and 14 year old child? Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social • 1h You sound like a creep when you defend "children being into 39 year old adults" tbh. are you a pedophile? Trannydyke Deluxe@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social • 1h adolescents crushing on adults is developmentally normal, adults thirsty for adolescents are predators Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social • 1h oh it's "normal," you say. It's "healthy"?? Why are you so interested in the sexual behaviors of children??? I'm going to need to block you, for my safety.

cis man calling a trans lesbian a pedophile for *checks notes* correctly observing that adult cis men lusting after little girls is different from kids have developmentally normal crushes

Freddy Krueger and Jacob.

62. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

Freddy and the kills are more fun and creative than they were in 4, which makes it mostly a more enjoyable watch. The concept would be more neat if it didn't increasingly come off like a pro-life message the whole time.

A King of the Hill screenshot stylized to look like original Game Boy Graphics. Peggy Hill is in line at the grocery store and looks excited. Text reads "Can you tell me if it will be Y2K compliant?"

Freddy Krueger, on a beach, laughing to the sky, wearing sunglasses.

61. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

Well. The ending was kinda cool. But the plot sucks, the characters suck, the kills suck. Movie sucks.

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Castlemania Redefined continues as we finish up Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia!

As a reminder, our final game will be streamed on Friday, Halloween Day, instead of tomorrow!

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Oh I know (and am still sad about it but hey as long as it makes the game be as good as it should be) but the "2030" is a bit extra lol

I learned about this recently and between this and David Wise why are half my favorite video game soundtracks' composers such bitches?

One of the top comments on r/Halo. Proud of the fanbase for not falling for it.

"I don't really like roguelites" says guy who loves Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Mina the Hollower in a "2030" category while Pokémon Champions is in "TBD."

Ayo why's the Switch 2 eShop say Mina the Hollower's coming in 2030 when they have a TBD category?

I left work two hours ago and saw the game was in the bottom of the ninth

and it's still going

what the fuck

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We've made it to the penultimate game of Castlemania Redefined, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia! Let's dive in to the final game of the DS trilogy!

Also of note, I will be streaming Friday this week, not Thursday!

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crazy how level design can have actual intention behind decisions to create certain encounters and not bringing in the original devs can mean you fuck up a lot of key moments!

I am making a horror game that pretends you are playing on a Nintendo DS sideways.

Use the stylus to turn the camera, interact with things and take notes.

It's a small freeware thing and release is sometime next week before Halloween.

#indiegame #screenshotsaturday

Ghostface wielding a shotgun.

60. Scream VI

Good continuation of the previous film's story, although, while it's good that the new heroine's given a chance to stand on her own, it feels weird not having Sidney considering the emphasis on Ghostface history.

It's because the studio sucks, I know.

Tara Carpenter (Jenna Ortega) attempts to hold the door shut against Ghostface, wielding a knife. As usual.

59. Scream (2022)

Had my doubts without Wes Craven involvement, but they actually nailed it. The commentary and humor were on point, the kills brutal, and the gags well-executed.

I have defeated my cat in mortal combat. After countless failures, I have at last risen above to—

*it was a feint and she fuckin' smokes me*

Generating Millenial nostalgia slop, picture this, young men are playing Halo on Xboxes connected at a LAN party. Sugar free monsters and bawls are scattered all around their feet, their faces are contorted into an expression of pure ecstasy. In the background, 9-11 is happening.

A 36-pack of Mountain Dew Baja Blast sitting at a slight angle beside a 12-pack, before them situated a pack of Baja Blast Mini, in a setup implying reproduction.

They fucked.

14 years ago

highway billboard: "TEEN DRIVERS: DISTRACTED DRIVING IS CRINGE"

me: "you're cringe"

it was pretty neat my job just happened to be giving out free food on the day I planned to eat out anyway, too bad it was KFC

a man wearing a white cowboy hat and a white shirt is looking to the side . Alt: Lou Bega turning to the camera to exclaim "THE TRUMPET"

nobody:

Lou Bega: