@lennycrabfists.bsky.social
hook em horns
I mean, assuming you ordered gin like an adult, thatβs just a bad gimlet?
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The Chinese intel analyst mapping your floor plan through the roomba:
13.02.2026 18:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
homie said
11.02.2026 23:45 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the yanks won the war, we get to make the cornbread rules
03.01.2026 04:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My mom regularly tries to do emojis through voice to text
25.12.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A ghost at center? Frosty gonna be feeling the heat all game
25.12.2025 17:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The defense will need time to review this new evidence, and with the prosecution opening the door, the defense insists on the right to cross-examine this point.
23.12.2025 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Certified sicko throw
23.12.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The real move is to airdrop this photo to any open phones on the plane with βhaha heyyyyyβ
23.12.2025 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my god this cannot be real LMAO
09.12.2025 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who the fuck brings coffee to the gym
01.12.2025 13:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey muggsy can I have a βthank youβ please
29.11.2025 04:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What about these bad boys
27.11.2025 02:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
23.11.2025 14:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
not today, satan
22.11.2025 23:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Didnβt realize you could use βthings happenβ to describe a beheading. Really sets a new level for apathy
18.11.2025 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the thumbs up really got you huh
16.11.2025 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0incorrect
15.11.2025 05:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One waiter
15.11.2025 05:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0buckle up
13.11.2025 23:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can confirm they are not big Beliebers in La Perla
13.11.2025 22:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is not how we do it down in Puerto Rico
13.11.2025 21:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oop
10.11.2025 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God help me
23.04.2025 19:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rude, bulldogs are animal cruelty
03.03.2025 21:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They do a one of each, and wow is it a powerful activity
23.02.2025 02:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Asking the important questions
13.02.2025 20:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Core,
Appreciate the follow up. Took GTL as god intended and got a spray tan, but will re-look now.
V/r,
Beef
Iβm attuned to scurvy prevention on the high seas as we all know COB = Chief of the Beef
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