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Michael Patterson

@michaelpatterson1.bsky.social

Sports and video games fan.

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Latest posts by michaelpatterson1.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sonic 4 Episode 1 has the shittest and most obnoxious final boss fight I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing. What a crap game.

29.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely 25 years of PS2 for me is making me feel old, only feels like yesterday when it released. I remember getting mine for Christmas in 2001 with Gran Turismo 3 and GTA3.

27.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

25 years of PS2 today, 20 years of Xbox 360 next month. I'm not sure which one of these things makes me feel older.

27.10.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

23.10.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3056    πŸ” 666    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 57

Seemingly, very difficult for some people, it seems…

10.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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sherman, for the love of god!

10.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6294    πŸ” 1953    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 502
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Woman whose party couldn’t spell β€˜Britain’ decides English degrees are a β€˜rip-off’ Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch has today announced plans to reduce student numbers taking worthless degrees β€˜like English’, just 24 hours after her party spectacularly failed to spel…

NEWS! Woman whose party couldn't spell 'Britain' decides English degrees are a 'rip-off' newsthump.com/2025/10/08/w...

08.10.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

If you're cancelling Game Pass today, grab a cheap indie game or two, and then put the rest of the money toward supporting indie games media by subscribing to your favourite podcasts/websites/etc.

01.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 730    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 17

Back in my day, EA bought things and dismantled them, not the other way around

29.09.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1033    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6

Corporal Frank Buckles was the the last surviving American soldier from WWI, passing away in 2011 at age 110. When he was asked his secret for living so long, his advice was simply "when you start to die... don't".

16.09.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
10.09.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4087    πŸ” 1235    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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it's real support from actual racists

08.09.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2030    πŸ” 841    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 90
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Exclusive footage of Wes Streeting talking about the future of the NHS.

14.02.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 617    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 10
The Telegraph

Rayner tax scandal - Β£40k tax dodge - Statement

Angela Rayner dodges Β£40,000 stamp duty

Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence

[Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday]

Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent

29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph Rayner tax scandal - Β£40k tax dodge - Statement Angela Rayner dodges Β£40,000 stamp duty Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence [Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday] Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent 29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph

Money > Property > Second homes

How to avoid tax on your second home

From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net

[Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto]

Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer

29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

The Telegraph Money > Property > Second homes How to avoid tax on your second home From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net [Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto] Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer 29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

On the same day in the Telegraph:

05.09.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6510    πŸ” 3218    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 180
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quick reminder that any glasses with a hidden camera in them are not 'wearable tech', they're just pervert glasses. night night!

26.08.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

If it were not for the metric system, this would be an Astronomer Quarter-pounder.

30.07.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
guy who probably has LOADS of friends wearing a tshirt that says "it's ok to be white" on the front

guy who probably has LOADS of friends wearing a tshirt that says "it's ok to be white" on the front

me talking to my shirt just before i eat spaghetti

28.07.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

I am grateful for the small things the internet has given us, like the ability to watch a rare flower bloom that most of us would never have the chance to see otherwise. That is kinda cool, right?

25.07.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 515    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway

Hulk Hogan.

24.07.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Hope you’re feeling better soon, Lard.

23.07.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

14.07.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10654    πŸ” 2872    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 137

They’ve won both of the No One Cares cups this season seeing as they won the Conference League 🀣

14.07.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, this is real. And I thought people misspelling my surname was bad.

www.findagrave.com/m...

13.07.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s that time again for my favourite genre of summer TikTok videos: Americans, Australians, East Asians and Africans who now live in England going β€œI am sorry I laughed at you and thought you were making it up when you said how hot it is here”

12.07.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.

Lol, I ain't doin' this.

Guess I won't be using Bsky in the nearby future!
www.theverge.com/news/704468/...

10.07.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please read! The links you want are:

www.youtube.com/@MrBiffoAndS...
and
www.patreon.com/c/MrBiffo

10.07.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

xbox used to have the two best driving series on the planet (forza motorsport and project gotham) and now theyve got neither.

suicidal company.

05.07.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 706    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0
The Search For Britain's Most Boring City
YouTube video by Digitiser The Search For Britain's Most Boring City

Brand new Digi video - and the start of a new series as we begin our search for Britain's most boring city! We kick things off in Lincoln and immediately end up in prison. youtu.be/E6wRS7pcrE4?...

03.07.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

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