Michael Patterson

If it were not for the metric system, this would be an Astronomer Quarter-pounder.

guy who probably has LOADS of friends wearing a tshirt that says "it's ok to be white" on the front

me talking to my shirt just before i eat spaghetti

I am grateful for the small things the internet has given us, like the ability to watch a rare flower bloom that most of us would never have the chance to see otherwise. That is kinda cool, right?

a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway

Hulk Hogan.

Hope you’re feeling better soon, Lard.

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

They’ve won both of the No One Cares cups this season seeing as they won the Conference League 🤣

So, this is real. And I thought people misspelling my surname was bad.

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It’s that time again for my favourite genre of summer TikTok videos: Americans, Australians, East Asians and Africans who now live in England going “I am sorry I laughed at you and thought you were making it up when you said how hot it is here”

Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.

Lol, I ain't doin' this.

Guess I won't be using Bsky in the nearby future!
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and
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xbox used to have the two best driving series on the planet (forza motorsport and project gotham) and now theyve got neither.

suicidal company.

YouTube video by Digitiser The Search For Britain's Most Boring City

Brand new Digi video - and the start of a new series as we begin our search for Britain's most boring city! We kick things off in Lincoln and immediately end up in prison. youtu.be/E6wRS7pcrE4?...

Calling all Pokémon trainers~
Name your favourite 5 Pokémon of all time

Here’s mine:
Electabuzz
Lapras
Gyarados
Umbreon
Vaporeon

YouTube video by Digitiser I Searched for a Lost World… and Found Out Why I’m a Mess

New video! This one's stuffed - featuring Ashens giving me a sort of weird therapy session! Us on a boat! Caves! Doggerman! And graphics that made my fingers hurt! We set out to find Britain's Atlantis, but the story took a real-left turn... youtu.be/koJGNOihdFQ?...

Yogi Bear has a necktie so that animators could save drawing a whole new pose for him each frame, instead rotating the head above the collar to save money.

"Oh but it's so good when it's dusted over my flat white". Fucksake. ANY BISCUIT is good when it's reduced to nought but it's component dust. It's like how any cereal turns great when there's nothing left but the dust that's at the bottom of the box. It doesn't fucking count.

It's a fucking tasteless Belgian biscuit that may possibly have had a cinnamon stick and a grain of sugar wafted over it at some point. THEY ARE LYING TO YOU.

Biscoff, by the way, is the gentrification of sweets. You've been tricked into liking something that's utterly fucking mid and isn't much better than Canderel. Some fucking landlord who owns 70% of Brixton suddenly popped up one day and said "HEY, WHAT'S THIS BISCOFF I HEAR EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT"

Good to hear that she’s back home and hopefully she’ll start to recover.

@simonmayo.bsky.social This week’s secret code phrase is ‘Get off the bin, Cheryl’.

Feel better soon, Ian

If it isn't Pizzaballa I'm going to GO FULLY BERSERK.

Congratulations on the win.

No shit, Sky News. No shit. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂
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When we were clearing out my parents' house at the end of last year, I found this letter from the king that my dad kept from the June '46 Victory celebrations. Felt like an appropriate day to share it.

Ferrari team making decisions as fast as their car. It feels like they never learn. Time and time again they throw away points due to decision making, or lack of. I'm not even a Ferrari fan but they don't deserve all that "historic prize money". It feels wasted on them. #F1

So basically just sort of banning people who enjoy a sport for fun really?