Bryce Adams

Worth reposting far more regularly than once every 2 years. For shame on me, and my apologies to the hive mind (which already senses my contrition via a Psychology roll modded at +3 by the Empathy Talent)

Real talk: i love options, and last night I WAS looking at my 1995 VtM supplement “Project Twilight” and thinking how fire it was.

Looks like Oregon might be the first blue state to secede, when they force us to put on pants and leave the house to vote.

It’s very funny to me that this image I made as a shirt design 2 years ago sort of became a meme that gets reposted around but nobody ever removed the url that’s in it, an actual url that I own, and it’s just taken as part of the design.

He was eating bugs, fish, and orcs. While naked. Wearing jewelry. Yes, it’s a compelling premise.

Keep it simple: we mounted Luna and branded our standard on her silvery ass. But as we prepared to make ruddy Mars our catemite, barbarians or something.

Last night I watched Conan the Barbarian on 35mm at the Hollywood Theatre in PDX, America’s greatest cinema. So fucking good. Also: the inciting force of that movie (ignoring the god-tier prologue) is Conan getting camel-fighting high and deciding to loot a church.

Horror at the Cerulean Court by klintron Can you win the Sacred Game?

It's an awkward time to be linking to something on Itch, but I just finished my entry for the Appx. N Jam: Horror at the Cerulean Court klintron.itch.io/cerulean-court

It's a very short Mork Borg module set in the ruins of an ancient arena. (It should be easy enough to run in other systems as well)

smart. I think Mage 1ed was the best ratio of mass to suppleness for defensive purposes. The adolescent nerd’s equivalent of a jailhouse phonebook.

That’s extremely sweet of your mom, good for you. I started with VtM/WtA Rev and 1ed Mage et seq, each for $25. I fondly remembered cobbling together $12.50 to go halfsies for each one…Then hiding them like nuclear waste from my lapsed Baptist family until I got closer to 18. Especially Wraith.

I was out weeding and noticed a sharp tingle in my wrist where some type of fucking hook worm was trying to dagger its head into my skin. NO. A fringe benefit of living on the 45th parallel is not having to deal with this type of aggressive tropical invertebrate hogwash.

I’m a fancy-pants law-talker and I’ve still never written anything as cool as one sentence in Clan Book Baali circa 1996: “the elder looked upon their depraved cruelty, and found it wanting.”

TNG gets the credit for elaborate moral quandaries, but NOTHING hits for me like the J’em Haddar captain’s monologue about the Founders in Hippocratic Oath: “Our gods do not hear our prayers, or wait for us after death…”

Nick Cave on Nic Cage: "There has always been a persistent and somewhat perplexing confusion surrounding our names" In Cave's latest post to his Red Hand Files site, he tells a particularly lurid and funny story of being mistaken for the actor in Brazil.

Nick Cave on Nic Cage: "There has always been a persistent and somewhat perplexing confusion surrounding our names" www.brooklynvegan.com/nick-cave-on...

YouTube video by Obvious Puppet Warhammer: The Final Boss of Nerd Stuff

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All elves are racists. Any player who acts otherwise is a bad role player.

Can we start the hunt with anyone who has played an ICE agent in a TTRPG?

Behold, the current trade war. The metaphors should be obvious, duh.

Super weird that Romania and Hungary take so much of the export market.

“Yeah, but I'm saying that TruCoat. You don't get it, you get oxidation problems. It'll cost you a heck of a lot more than $500.”

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Alt for four images: 1. A person in a black robe and a tall brown felt hat stands facing a line of riot police holding shields labeled “Polis.” The person is being sprayed with pepper spray, and the air is filled with mist and debris. The person wears a gas mask and stands with a composed posture amid the chaos. 2. The same person in black robes and a tall brown felt hat stands calmly with arms folded while being sprayed with pepper spray by riot police. The individual wears a gas mask and stands on a wet street littered with water bottles. A line of police in helmets and shields labeled “Polis” stands in the background. 3. A person wearing a black robe, gas mask, and tall brown felt hat stands with arms outstretched in front of a row of riot police. The police hold transparent shields marked “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet.” Smoke fills the air, and the scene is illuminated by strong overhead lights. 4. A similar scene shows the same person in a dramatic pose with arms wide open and head tilted back, wearing the same attire. Smoke surrounds the area, and the line of riot police with shields labeled “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet” remains in the background. Debris is scattered on the ground.

Alt for four images: 1. A person in a black robe and a tall brown felt hat stands facing a line of riot police holding shields labeled “Polis.” The person is being sprayed with pepper spray, and the air is filled with mist and debris. The person wears a gas mask and stands with a composed posture amid the chaos. 2. The same person in black robes and a tall brown felt hat stands calmly with arms folded while being sprayed with pepper spray by riot police. The individual wears a gas mask and stands on a wet street littered with water bottles. A line of police in helmets and shields labeled “Polis” stands in the background. 3. A person wearing a black robe, gas mask, and tall brown felt hat stands with arms outstretched in front of a row of riot police. The police hold transparent shields marked “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet.” Smoke fills the air, and the scene is illuminated by strong overhead lights. 4. A similar scene shows the same person in a dramatic pose with arms wide open and head tilted back, wearing the same attire. Smoke surrounds the area, and the line of riot police with shields labeled “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet” remains in the background. Debris is scattered on the ground.

Alt for four images: 1. A person in a black robe and a tall brown felt hat stands facing a line of riot police holding shields labeled “Polis.” The person is being sprayed with pepper spray, and the air is filled with mist and debris. The person wears a gas mask and stands with a composed posture amid the chaos. 2. The same person in black robes and a tall brown felt hat stands calmly with arms folded while being sprayed with pepper spray by riot police. The individual wears a gas mask and stands on a wet street littered with water bottles. A line of police in helmets and shields labeled “Polis” stands in the background. 3. A person wearing a black robe, gas mask, and tall brown felt hat stands with arms outstretched in front of a row of riot police. The police hold transparent shields marked “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet.” Smoke fills the air, and the scene is illuminated by strong overhead lights. 4. A similar scene shows the same person in a dramatic pose with arms wide open and head tilted back, wearing the same attire. Smoke surrounds the area, and the line of riot police with shields labeled “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet” remains in the background. Debris is scattered on the ground.

Some badass early Pulitzer contenders out of Turkey

Buddhists are in possession of the missing Event Horizon log footage and just vibe with that on repeat

One day this pic by @flopscomics.bsky.social of the final battle between the Emperor & Horus done like the cover to an old comic will get the twelfty million likes it deserves on here, but until that day I'll just have to repost it every few months.

#warhammer #warhammer40k #HorusHeresy

Skibidi Toulet is a tour de force. That is all.

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024

Seymour Butts went back to Schule?!