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YouTube video by CNN Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor

holy fuck alocholic raccoon

one of my favorite pieces of modern propaganda

not mine #sh

happy holidays every1
as a very irregular advent calendar i give y’all beans. almost hit a big vein that isnt quite visible here #shsky #shbsky #slitsky

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omg thank you sm

It's been longerthan a few bidness days

still cant believe they sussed my ass 😭

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YAYYY

nazis said the jews wanted gloobal domination, nationalism, marginalisation of "aryans" and believed in their own racial supremacy and therefore need to be eradicated or oppressed. What's the thing they say about accusations and confessions again?

Holy cutspo chat.
I don't think I've ever had a cut that looked that satisfying (?) or like smooth or clean or aesthetic or whatever

Christian nationalists scream "stop oppressing christians" with a knee on your neck.

i cant focus i keep hopping tabs

my bad twin

holyyy thinspo

This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.

fast travel is such a bad habit

i need an open world apocalyptic rpg with an emphasis on travel.
Like.
Giant ass world, realtime and like.
I guess realistic movement and such.
so you can walk from one city to another but it'll just take you days and theres like 0 fast travel besides like transit like mutant horses.
Vehicles tho.

i love the argument "im not saying X is a Y butt if X were a Y what would they currently be doing differently?"

zohran mamdani is lowkey the second coming of christ probably

my old bsky was like an archive ir a diary of this year or whatever
rest in fucking peace dude

I haven't showered in six weeks wanna frot

YWWWW

instead of forcing kids to read the book that condones marital rape, why not like... show them episodes of my little pony.
The morality of mlp is athousand times better than any religious book.

😭 AM I FUCKING CRAZY OR DOES HE LOOK LIKE THE WEEKEND WHEN HEE HAD THE PINEAPPLE

CONGRATSS OOMF

i turned out fine 😒

I need a dildo shaped like a revolver and a revolver shaped like a dildo and then play horny ass russian roulette with them

holy hell i need to rewatch hanazuki