Biff Thuringer

Death Takes No Holiday, Chapter 14 Boarding the Soul Train

Boarding the Soul Train.
Death Takes No Holiday,
Chapter 14
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Moonman A jazz fusion ditty I wrote in the early 1970s after a particularly vivid dream. Emerging technology has finally made it possible to record it without having to teach people all the weird parts. The s

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Maybe chill on the goose-stepping though.

wayback machine on Substack Happy Father’s Day

This fine piece triggered me to buy “The Wayback Machine” as a Father’s Day present to myself. As a misanthrope who uncharitably dismisses the work of most “writers” I’m looking forward to proving to myself that not everything produced in these hellish times has to suck.
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Take Me to Your Leader … oh wait. Never Mind. You’re telling me there’s a power-mad cabal that’s been kneeling on humanity’s neck for the past 2,000 years? Maybe so, my friend, but it’s not “The Jews.”

Keep going, Joss!
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If anyone who ever lived on this godforsaken planet has a sliver of a chance at some sort of immortality, one of them has to be Sly Stone.
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Take Me to Your Leader … oh wait. Never Mind. You’re telling me there’s a power-mad cabal that’s been kneeling on humanity’s neck for the past 2,000 years? Maybe so, my friend, but it’s not “The Jews.”

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Death Takes No Holiday, Epilogue The Uncertainty Principle

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The Great Barrington Declaration Knee-jerk NIMBYism rears its ugly, shortsighted head in tony western Massachusetts

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The Eve of Destruction !? … Something has indeed gotten too big and unwieldy and seems headed for a totalitarian abyss, but what the fuck is it, really?

Something to chew on, care of the great expat iconoclast, CJ Hopkins.
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Death Takes No Holiday, Chapter 13 I Had a Dream Last Night …

I’m writing a time-traveling back-and-forth “humorous” philosophical memoir, my first stab at book-length non-fiction. It’s a series of stand-alone essays. Here’s the one I finished today, still half drugged from a biopsy yesterday:

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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 24 Anonymous

The very last chapter of “Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic” is now live on Substack. Includes a heartfelt author’s note, so don’t miss it!

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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 23 Old Man River

The second-to-last chapter, when all hell breaks loose. No one really wins, just like in real life.
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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 22 The Last Supper

This is the part you were warned about. The protagonist pulls a Luigi Mangione stunt on steroids, holding a banquet full of crony capitalists, mobsters and corrupt politicians hostage, saving the author from ever considering doing the same.
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Paul Cudenec on Substack Beneath the idyllic green rolling hills of a well-off rural area lurks the stench of mafia-dumped toxic waste, polluting the air, the water supply and the food chain, killing off the wildlife and givi...

A gift from a brilliant English anarchist. Thank you, Paul.
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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 21 Book of Revelation

I’m funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?
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Yasha Levine on Substack “Trump letting a trans woman “groom / rape” his underage granddaughter.” Ok this is very funny.

What a strange, bizarro world. Everything you can possibly imagine, actually exists. I’m going to go watch “Brazil” again. This time as a documentary.

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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 20 Con Air

Hey, I wonder what’s going on down at the airport?
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Anarchy 101: Death Takes No Holiday, Chapter 10 Coming of age in the golden era of cultural bullshit

I STAND WITH NO POLITICIAN, NATION, MOVEMENT OR GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE. Sorry. Too busy helping people and dicing with entropy and DEATH.

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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 19 More Moving and Storage

“Of course by now Rocco is a dead river rat and Lindros has compromised his testimony by co-murdering his mistress and shooting his chin off. This put a big hole in our case, which was why Costello got off so easy.”
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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 18 Forgive Me, Father, for I Have Sinned

Into the belly of the beast:
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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 16 A Good Walk Spoiled

This here is a pivotal chapter, based on investigations that actually occurred. Enjoy!

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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 9 Deadline Day

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Throwback to the Future Jesus fucking Christ on a stick

I didn’t want to be right. Still don’t.
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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic, Chapter 8 Jimmy Olsen

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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic Chapter 1 Emergency 911

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Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic Chapter 1 Emergency 911

Treat it like a real crime podcast. You won’t be sorry. By the way, there is a lot about the Lower East Side and downtown NYC in the first five chapters, as well as the very end. Enjoy!

The 5 in the can so far comprise a hair-raising backstory, much of which is informed by the author’s experiences on and around September 11, 2001, in lower Manhattan. Don’t worry, it’s not a 9/11 truther novel. It’s actually 10 times worse, but you’ll have to read/listen to it to find out.

For those of you who have trouble these days reading an actual book, “Wasted: A Story of Love Gone Toxic” is being slowly released, chapter by chapter, on Substack, for FREE. You can even click “play” and an AI dude will stumble through a reading of each chapter for you.