Elrond Hubbard

My fiance is trying to get proposed to a second time

The spectre of bisexuality is haunting all of us!

Makes sense you'd live in Homo Town 🤨

Extremely happy for Zohran Mamdani winning but unfortunately I will now have to hear my dad saying "that lad isn't much older than you and he's Mayor of New York, what's your excuse?" for the foreseeable future

Big fan of the one woman in The Witcher who I can describe as The Witch of Immense Breast

Loved your performance as the villager in Minecraft ❤️

I really hope Zohran Mamdani wins purely because it'll make the worst people in the universe so upset their piss will start boiling

I jumped into a brook and got my legs wet!!! It's not like I was Mark Wahlberg in the Oscar-nominated 2016 disaster action movie Deepwater Horizon (inspired by real events)

Ah that explains where the rockin' bod and avowed distate for conservatism comes from 😘

Dude your mum was a smokeshow I see where you get it from

I'm doing the opposite of No Nut November. I'm doing Pro Nut November. I'm going to make a bunch of people cum

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
You were bigger than the whole sky

Honestly mate some people need a hug 😭

Same, I get laid on a fairly regular basis but the point of me banging isn't to prove that I'm totally fine and not in emotional turmoil

"Threesomes are so fun" "omg I forgot how crazy gangbangs can get" "hooking up with 2 people in the same day like I'm at uni again" we all saw your posts about getting a divorce dude please stop the Pantomime and be vulnerable

People who post non-stop about how much insane sex they're having lately are generally just trying to hide the fact they're in a lot of pain

Thank you to everyone for the help 💜💜💜

I’m JaimeKayA on capp and vnmo if you’d like to help defeat this last $40

Sexting with my man is so far the only thing I've used my English literature degree for

Thank you for posting selfies ❤️

I will continue to think you're hot ❤️

"'Kratos is Greek, so we know he's had gay sex, but was he a top or bottom' – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,"

At least there's no historical precedent for what happens when the ruling class expands their palaces while the increasingly discordant populace are struggling to get food

“Show me someone for whom friendship means lack of love, and I’ll show you someone who wonders why their lovers never end up being worth their time.”

I sometimes have moments where I think "am I actually bisexual or am I just in denial" and then Megan The Stallion will post a new photo and it becomes apparently I am not as homosexual as was once previously evaluated

Raised Catholic with a Proddy work ethic means I literally do all I can and then feel bad I'm somehow not doing more than that

Make sure you get your STD tests done on the regular, gang.

In the UK & Eïre, you can get free at-home tests via SH:24!

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They buried the lede here, which is that she’s seeking reelection.

Halo, the game series that literally made Xbox, is now gonna be on PS5

In the pantheon of 'covers that are better than the original', Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt gets a lot of love (rightfully) but Nirvana's Unplugged cover of The Man Who Sold The World is up there as one of the greatest of all time