Elrond Hubbard

Me and my fiance don't make a huge deal about Valentine's either for legit the same reason lmao, my birthday's in Jan and our anniversary is the end of Feb, we still mark it's passing but mostly by eating too much cheap shitty chocolate and banging a bunch

It's been raining for 42 days 🫩

Make me into an Oreo 😭😭😭💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

When the cookie makes you cream 😳😮‍💨😣😩😫💦💦💦💦💦

On a joke per minute basis the new Naked Gun is the funniest film of all time

Me: "I promise I won't get political"

Me, literally 5 mins later:

Every so often I'll try and re-connect with my parents and talk to them about like, current events etc and about 47 seconds afterwards I am always without failure reminded as to why I dis-connected in the first place

Kristi Noem Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem

Of course her initials are KLAN

I feel like I'm the only person in the world who hates cars I HATE THEM I hate cars!!! I hate driving!!! I hate being around them!!! I hate how just going for a walk has turned into a game of Frogger if you want to walk 5 metres to the other side!!! I hate cars!!! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CARS!!!!!!!!!

Insane that even with all he did, Dick Cheney isn't mentioned in the Epstein Files. No noncing, just the love of the game. Orthodox stance evil

Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.

One day boycotts aren't effective at all, it's basically just telling them this day is gonna be a low traffic day. I do support the thinking behind the Shutdown, but it's like refusing to buy off Amazon on Prime Day, yeah cool but it doesn't really count if you ... still buy off Amazon the day after

5 jobs I've had!!!!

Taking phone orders for a takeaway
Amazon warehouse staff
Tesco home shopping
Refugee & immigration caseworker
Renewable energy specialist

Unless you think it's shit then don't

Hello friends

After an unfortunately long period of Wanting To Die™ I've decided to start writing again

If you'd like to read my first novel, "The Iron Banner", feel free via the link below

Let me know what you think ❤️

www.wattpad.com/story/323317...

Licking my phone rn

I know plenty of people with bipolar and BPD and none of them said "I love Hitler" and sold merchandise with a fucking swastika on it fuck Kanye and fuck shitty scumbag people trying to use their mental health diagnoses for being a shitty scumbag person

I think we as a society have evolved past the need for Jared Leto.

Hey 1-2 inches can be a lot

Crazy that my brother lost 9 feet of intestines and half a dozen friends doing nothing in particular in Afghanistan

Heated Rivalry is relentlessly unbelievably gay but still somehow only half as gay as Interview with the Vampire

I think the worst is when they do it with their kids, like there is a very real risk in the current age where people may not have *actual* photos of what their young kids looked like, and that's before the "giving The Machine a photo of your kids that it'll use on other images" argument

I miss shame. I miss when people felt shame

She's dumb as shit for saying so and it sounds like projection! ❤️

I think using AI to generate a profile picture for yourself and then accepting compliments on it is a level of delusion that people used to get pelted with tomatoes for

You were hot as hell then and even more hot as hell now and I can say that with confidence bc 2019 is the year me and you became friends ❤️

The XMAs did not present me with the award for Male Creator of the Year so I have decided to annex Michigan

Diva cup overfloweth

Actually life is beautiful and I have time