Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth

learning who Brigitte Bardot was and going from “oh RIP to a legend” to “she was a vile, racist cunt and I’m glad she’s dead” posts in like 30 seconds this morning was crazy

Look at all these nice things Dee is saying about me 🥹

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

so......we not gone talk about the picture or....

Attorney: please stop doing hot poses

Luigi da Gawd: wait just one more

I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.

I’m her new biggest fan!!!

Omg please tell her I absolutely love her for this. I just started the books today, I bought the whole series!

Who watched the first two eps of Heated Rivalry and wants to talk about it with me?? Obsessed with the beautiful gay hockey show and its beautiful leads.

Picture of a dappled weenie dog laying down and looking at the camera

I think she could win a dog show

Food discourse? Y'all were saying you've never had Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving. Y'all were picking green bean casserole over anything else. There is no discourse to be had. You gotta sort your life out first.

snips the tri colored corgi all splooted out on some white carpet after playing

hey

Leslie Lee’s spouse now actively harassing me on Twitter, including accusing me of things I never did (either bc they’re lying or had me confused with someone else). That man is dead, how is he still somehow a pain in my fucking ass?????

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Oooo I have a lot of these.

Stop calling people or things “lame” as a placeholder for bad/stupid/pathetic etc. It’s ableist language!

Tbf not me tho lol, I pick fights publicly with people who try to bully or harass me, but that’s because I’m Italian and Jewish and just kind of a bitch in general. People shouldn’t have to be that way just to get some peace from an abusive person, tho!

People should consider for a moment that many people are only comfortable talking openly about being harassed, stalked, and doxxed once the person doing it is no longer able to continue doing so. That might be why you are only hearing now about how a certain “advocate” was not a good person.

i swear if i see any of you mothefuckers rallying around marjorie taylor greene i will disown you

Picture of a man with a sassy expression and the caption “I don’t really care if you saw the northern lights, it should have happened to me instead.”

What a sicko!!! He was DMing buddies of mine he didn’t even know to talk shit about me, and he’s blocked and unblocked me a million times & posts about me whenever he wants engagement. I started @ing him every time I went to the bathroom so he would get annoyed enough to leave me the fuck alone.

One of the most devastating insults I’ve ever read. That it’s about Elon Musk is even better.

Dear god.

The first penis I ever saw in real life was a man who flashed me in a Walmart parking lot when I was a young teen.

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

I aspire to this level of hating

Well that’s better but not by much. She still looks older than me and I’m nearly a decade older than her.

Please look at my other weenie

Please look at my weenie

Really thought this has to be photoshopped but no, she really just looks like this at the ripe old age of 32.

To think a day could start with news of Dick Cheney catching an express train to hell, and might end with footage of Andrew Cuomo accepting defeat…

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