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Am I supposed to root for this mashed potato faced GLUB just because I live near New England? As opposed to this regal bed destroyer?

Curling is better anyway!

Well, not now lol

It might set a record for the only Superbowl won solely on field goals 😜

Super Bowl: The better version

SeaTac Mall vs. Woburn Mall

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I think the Seahawks should just keep getting field goals so we can see more of Blitz cause he's hot

Like so hot

THIS HALFTIME SHOW IS LITERALLY EVERY CONSERVATIVES NIGHTMARE AND I AM FUCKING HERE 👏 FOR👏 IT 👏👏👏

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Yes indeed!

Yes, I am bringing the fax machine to MCFC

Yes, you can send things to it!

Fox on the phone

Hello?

No, there is no Hugh Jass here.

Nope, Dixon Sideme and Anita Dick don’t live here either.

Yes my refrigerator is running, why do you ask?

Hehhe :p

Good luck to the American athletes competing in the Italian Winter Olympics

He's not here either :P

Yes, I am bringing the fax machine to MCFC

Yes, you can send things to it!

You know it!

Fox on the phone

Hello?

No, there is no Hugh Jass here.

Nope, Dixon Sideme and Anita Dick don’t live here either.

Yes my refrigerator is running, why do you ask?

Fox with a fax

Business is going to happen soon!

How many ding dongs do you think the Hamburger Helper™️ Glove®️ has jerked off since 1970?

XD

Foookin’ gabagool baybeee

Well I finally hit the big time! Someone is impersonating me on Instagram and asking people for money. It is 100% not me. Of you could report this account, I’d appreciate it!

How am I supposed to live without this ornament!?

Michael Bolton Christmas ornament near me

Lady in the grocery was store putting like, 16 cans of chili in her cart and some dude walks by and says "Damn girl, you're gonna SHIT later!" LMAO 🤣

An fox

Fox snugs coming your way!

Hufff! 🥵

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Thank you everyone

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XD

But did the Malort explode from the cold!?

My liver is basically a picture of Dom DeLuise from Smokey and the Bandit 2 at this point 🍻