He can’t even write his own shit. Dude uses an AI generator.

honestly i feel like the picture makes it funnier lol

Rangers taking the polar plunge too literally.

Kaapo Kakko gets his first as a #SeaKraken

Threads the needle off a Beniers faceoff

No, but you see, I want it sold next to The Help.

@bethmachlan.bsky.social what are the chances of getting on The NY Times best seller list for women’s literary fiction? I’ve either come up with the best or worst shitpost prose of my life.

In the left of the frame is a wire reindeer decoration. In the right of the frame is a red mailbox. In the center is a festive sign that reads "Drop Your Letters to Santa Here"

Oh, that's nice! "DROP YOUR LETTERS TO SANTA HERE." Seems normal enough, right? Okay, but explain to me why this is in front of a funeral home? Is Santa... dead?

So who are you keeping? Laffy and the bottom six? Panarin is fine but without a sufficient top six he’s pointless to retain.

Made office Rudolph for my Bureau’s gingerbread house contest.

Video game killer is apparently being thrown around to implicate gamers (again). And they (the media) used Among Us to prove it, knowing his play throughs of… Civilization and Pokémon Go wouldn’t make the cut.

Suspect in CEO’s Killing Had Discussed His Health Struggles on Reddit In posts that stretch over years, he described debilitating back pain, “brain fog” in his college years and testing for irritable bowel syndrome.

On a now-deleted Reddit account, Luigi Mangione discussed excruciating back pain + debilitating brain fog, but also gaming subculture + OneBag travel.

He referenced insurance only once, when Blue Cross covered a test.

w/ @mikeisaac.bsky.social + @aric.bsky.social

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Where do I propose a commercial to DoorDash?

“If you’re going to commit a high profile felony, dining in can screw you over. Order DoorDash no contact delivery instead.”

Two hundred and sixty-two words is not a manifesto! It’s barely a blog post! We used to live in a society!

The single thing I like about Drury: He don’t give a fuck about waivers.

Was it? Ah. All that shit blends together now. Doomed before they even started heh.

I think it started with Shattenkirk

*gets laid off in April*
*gets hired PT by the state in July for fiscal year ending in July 2025 with stated intentions of moving FT*
*starts job in August*
*starts applying to FT positions last week of November*
*hiring freeze is announced December 2nd*

I can’t win y’all.

Nice! Thats exciting. Congrats on the agent!

Querying for an agent? Or you have one already?

The butterball turkey abuse is the perfect personification of why women choose the bear.

So my husband put his two weeks in a little over a week ago and they’ve been fighting to keep him. Today, they counteroffered with a promo and a raise. He declined. What a damn power move.

Listen, if I’m going to endure social media, I might as well make it an experience I like.

Yeah I pulled and pinned mine

a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is smiling in front of a couples court audience . ALT: a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is smiling in front of a couples court audience .

This me

Throwback to one of the best headlines of all time

I am here but I am still unwell. Thank you.