Comedic Hermit

So, the gambit cat thing is just him misunderstanding what rogue told him he need to eat right?

It is interesting that one conspiracy theory I haven't seen is that the guy who was best friends with the guy that did all that human trafficking and is now deporting a lot of woman and children.... might be trafficking them instead

The problem I have with Great Danes is they can't all be great. Some of them have to just be good or average. They may be giant puppers, but only some of them can be truly great

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The next scooby doo film or show should be about Scooby getting rabies and infecting all the 'monsters' they run into.

Gotham PD has a shoot-on-site order for Bruce wayne if show up on site for any natural disaster, explosion, house fire, or murder in which both parents are dead and a single child survived.

How come allergies are always "My throat closes up and I die" and never "I develop laser vision and radioactive burps."

I'd always heard there were no snakes in Ireland, but it turns out they have one named Conner

So, every one is so concerned about animals 'tasting human blood' because they automatically become 'maneaters' and start hunting humans... that leads me to assume humans must be the tastiest form of meat.

The sequel to grease should've been called greasy balls.

The authorities are lying you seem him on a stretcher. He got carried away... literally and figuratively.

My batman head canon is that Bruce broke into evidence at GCPD and stole several of his mother's pearls and uses them as part of piercings on his body including his prince albert.

I'm thinking of taking up hunting for pokemon cards. Would a .22 since they're cardboard do or do I need something with more stopping power?

They say laughter is the medicine, but no matter how many idiots I laugh at; my white count doesn't go down

Dig Our Graves Economically (DOGE)

Snapping my fingers is one of the few things I can do with only one hand and I wasn't able to do it until grad school.

I want it on record that I single handedly ended the war between Oz and Narnia.

For the biblical literalists Eve would be the first transwoman. She started off as a MALE RIB and then became a woman.

JD Vance started the vice presidential debate by complaining that the moderator had said they weren't going to point out when he was lying (I.E. Fact check.) No sane person would trust him after that.

A pleasant reminder for all those who live in Texas. You are allowed to leave Texas.

So, tying a string around your finger to remember something is an endless cycle. First you tie the one to remember the thing. Then you tie the next to remember you have one tied. Then you tie the third to rember which is which. Eventually you're just a hand inside a yarn ball.

The best advice my adoptive father gave to me was, "Don't drive faster than you can see."

I was a dumbass for a few years after I got my license, but now I follow that to the letter.

Edward R Murrow would've been put on hiatus after his first broadcast critical of McCarthyism if it had happened today.

Played Super mario world for the first time in years the other day and it is amazing what muscle memory can do

Fetch happened