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local horny idiot of mid to highest order! just call me ET (ee-tee) gender identity is a fuck (any/all) if you think you're weirder than me, check the replies section sorry for the repost spam Eggbug is dead, long live Eggbug! DMs open

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anubian jackal lady covered in gold kintsugi cracks, pulling a sword from her chest. her face is split vertically, with one half looking up and the other one looking down. extra sets of arms extend behind her in a circle. on one side the hands are holding feathers, on the other they are holding hearts. Her tail extends in a circle framing this. The text "fix your hearts or die" is overlayed.

anubian jackal lady covered in gold kintsugi cracks, pulling a sword from her chest. her face is split vertically, with one half looking up and the other one looking down. extra sets of arms extend behind her in a circle. on one side the hands are holding feathers, on the other they are holding hearts. Her tail extends in a circle framing this. The text "fix your hearts or die" is overlayed.

good morning #art

03.12.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

size difference is like spicy mayo to me
I never want it on its own, most things I can put it on become that much better and the ones I'd rather not they probably already have something similar going on in either dynamic or subject
quite fantastic

02.12.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3066    πŸ” 1309    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 47

[MEGA KNIGHT dot emm pee three]

02.12.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

waow!
yayyyy!!!

02.12.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am the aliver
didn't feel like that for a bit but I do indeed exist
regularly scheduled posting shall return πŸ‘

02.12.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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happy december

01.12.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 618    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

reminder to help your cold-blooded friends stay warm in these colder months

02.12.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the arcade crowds would fucking love this guy, that highscore nickname would be revered for as long as the machine is powered

28.08.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that sentence alongside the image made me retch, fucking hell

28.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic panel of a girl reading on her phone. The caption says, "Reading blogs and tweets of various transgenders."

Comic panel of a girl reading on her phone. The caption says, "Reading blogs and tweets of various transgenders."

relatable

25.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's that time of the year again πŸ₯°β›„❄️

27.11.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

oh fuckin hell that sucks
especially with how you've described your feelings about relationships and the like
sending you all the love I can these holidays ❀❀❀

27.11.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I felt inspired to dub over this thread

26.11.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1094    πŸ” 429    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8
Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

26.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 866    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1

Lobotomy Corporation getting a second pass with the current sprite and animation quality alongside patching the performance issues would send me straight to heaven

26.11.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me to everybody (including me)

26.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
*image of a cyborg anime girl in a cockpit with countless wires coming out of her*

"mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights' you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It's not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it's about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."
-twitter user nyetalia
reachartwork
Jul 23
#dumping a full mag into a hostile at point blank is like putting a hitachi wand on max
yeah sure ill permanently attach that addition to this image

*image of a cyborg anime girl in a cockpit with countless wires coming out of her* "mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights' you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It's not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it's about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure." -twitter user nyetalia reachartwork Jul 23 #dumping a full mag into a hostile at point blank is like putting a hitachi wand on max yeah sure ill permanently attach that addition to this image

ohh if i was a horny mech pilot and you disabled my mech would you abuse me' no i would treat you as a prisoner according to the laws of war. i would not cut your sexy bodysuit off because it is a crime to strip a POW of their clothing and personal effects other than explicit combat equipment. i would not hurt you with my big boot & would instead render medical aid unto you. i would carry out political education to you and set you free as soon as possible according to the strategic and logistical situation
what-zit-too-ya Sep 13
#this can be horny too if you play it right

ohh if i was a horny mech pilot and you disabled my mech would you abuse me' no i would treat you as a prisoner according to the laws of war. i would not cut your sexy bodysuit off because it is a crime to strip a POW of their clothing and personal effects other than explicit combat equipment. i would not hurt you with my big boot & would instead render medical aid unto you. i would carry out political education to you and set you free as soon as possible according to the strategic and logistical situation what-zit-too-ya Sep 13 #this can be horny too if you play it right

26.08.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
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It's wide Snwitch (Snake witch) Wednesday my people

26.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1270    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

looking up a symptom and google autofilling 3 words correctly is fucking scary
shit's got me thinking of bells tolling lol

26.11.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is ok, sad drawing seems to be the strongest bat to beat the demons with
hope they die fast πŸ‘

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watched this today, it fucking rules
but there is a different, specific reason I'm personally hyped for it
and it's because, if fully functioning, IT'D BE THE FIRST COMPLETE PLATFORM TO PLAY EVERY OLD MONSTER HUNTER ONLINE
which is insane btw
yeh

26.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of the demo for Brush Burial Gutter World in a Steam Library

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3594120/Brush_Burial_Gutter_World/

screenshot of the demo for Brush Burial Gutter World in a Steam Library https://store.steampowered.com/app/3594120/Brush_Burial_Gutter_World/

you know how you can instantly clock the kinds of people that would make the thing you're looking at? because I love seeing that (and it's usually a similar kind of person to me so, y'know)
anyway yeah this game is gas I might try the full version after Ruina
store.steampowered.com/app/3594120/...

26.11.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

the entire front row is knocked out from the smell (positive) in the first 20 minutes of service and each row behind them follows suit every minute
everyone comes back next sunday

25.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... now I'm thinking about baked goods laced with hrt meds the same way the gatorade bread was made
estra-tiropita

25.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not consider the possible repercussions of leaving interactions open on a post that tags the artist I bought merch from
I remain with nothing to shill though soooo-
play STRAFTAT, game contains a dosage of cool I think

25.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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identifying accessories of the one hundred and third extraterrestrial

25.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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