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local horny idiot of mid to highest order! just call me ET (ee-tee) gender identity is a fuck (any/all) if you think you're weirder than me, check the replies section sorry for the repost spam Eggbug is dead, long live Eggbug! DMs open

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Latest posts by et103.bsky.social on Bluesky

ah, That. yeh that's valid
hopefully the pawbs cheer you up then as there seems to be a lot of them <3

16.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

awesome news for 3 friends I have who even know about this
Bandai has been on a roll lately making me curious about shit they haven't touched in a decade or more with Time Stranger and now this
kinda cool

16.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reading this with zero context before scrolling to your next post was ominous as hell Razii
the big pawb reckoning approaches

16.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in the car, with Blue driving. Both of them look equally annoyed and displeased.
Blue: Finally, a chance to pass this brainfree highway hero who almost made us crash.
Green: Requesting permission to glare in judgement?
Blue: Granted.

As Blue passes the other car, Green sticks his head out of the window, maintaining a firm, uninterrupted angry glare towards the other driver, who begins to look anxious as they somehow sense Green's immense dismay aimed at their general direction.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in the car, with Blue driving. Both of them look equally annoyed and displeased. Blue: Finally, a chance to pass this brainfree highway hero who almost made us crash. Green: Requesting permission to glare in judgement? Blue: Granted. As Blue passes the other car, Green sticks his head out of the window, maintaining a firm, uninterrupted angry glare towards the other driver, who begins to look anxious as they somehow sense Green's immense dismay aimed at their general direction.

16.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3799    πŸ” 676    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 21

is it a "content creation" thing? fill up the search terms that people are guaranteed to punch in for the New Things to give their videos a boost?
absolutely infuriating in any case, I'd punch them in the nose if I saw them in person

15.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pretend there’s a speech bubble I’m not spending more than 30 seconds on this joke

15.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say it'd count as a slow digestion type of beat but it wouldn't be too far from assimilation either...
@trashcataria.bsky.social can I have a lifeline here?

15.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the world is a kind of chew toy I've decided
big ol' hunk of teething material
just a nice jaw applied stress ball for all to partake in
πŸ‘

06.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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decided to scroll through my friend group's memes because I'm trying to sleep and my brain hates me, and I came across an image I made months ago during my YuGiOh phase resurgence
I don't even play BEWD, I'm not sure there's even a joke besides my finding the original video slightly humorous
silly

15.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

moan so hard you make them feel so awkward that they hesitate and question how to even proceed before another swoops in to finish picking your brain clean

15.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

helloooooo~!
*picks you up*

15.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the blushing being mutual makes me smile wide as hell
so fucking cute

15.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you feel like coming back to it, best tip I can give you is to not get too attached to any particular run
even on white stake where the runs are about 99% winnable at any point, the game can and will spit in your eye when your guard is down
learning is half the fun (unfortunately)

15.02.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah the game is quite the bastard, even when you can clock hands to play with minimal effort it's got its own math and ways to modify those hands and obstacles
not impossible, but you're fighting uphill if you're coming in with no context from knowing poker

14.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From the award-winning developer of "Seduced by the Busty Elf" and "Ravished by the Burly Orc" comes a brand new title, "Made To Question Your Long-Held Assumptions About What Constitutes Sex by Some Kind of Fucking Goblin".

14.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

I am simultaneously glad I took first shift before I had to pour drinks while getting my beer on and also kinda sad that I won't get to see the whole thing wind down as the music was so fucking good tonight
can't really move now either way but damn it felt good

14.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagining you downing it like a shot glass (ice cube included) and maintaining eye contact the entire time with a new customer who watched you pour it in exponentially more horror

14.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every time I help with running one of the parties, either set-up or taking shifts or both, I always forget how fucking fried I end up by the end
being sore all over and almost out of emotions to feel being delayed until I'm on my own is quite useful if not weird as all hell

14.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the entirety of my Rabbit & Steel Lunar attempts on any build or character

13.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kindly asking what are those accessories on Hildryn so I can look it up because it's GORGEOUS
unlimited fashionworks in full force right here

13.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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old banger that was brought up

13.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hangin' With The Sculpted Eyebrow Crew

happy casual quanchy friday everyone

belarius.neocities.org/bulletin-boa...

13.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my heart is beating outta my damn chest
@minodev.bsky.social this game is not made for me in the slightest but holy shit is it a fun time with others (strangers or otherwise) (I got so carried) (Druid moment)

13.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so lo and behold, as we head off and say our goodnights and good mornings, fucking KONAMI drops a trailer for a new 2D Castlevania game as if they were listening to them talking shit from across the internet
vitriol so strong it spontaneously formed a tulpa trailer
awesome year for Metroidvanias

13.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bit of a vanilla Terraria session from last night, my friends are big Castlevania heads
they'll also be the first to tell you the Castlevania fandom is insufferable about the games
and a good while of last night was spent bashing the fandom about Simon's Quest being the best one (it isn't)

13.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

biting all of him :}}}}}}

12.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yellow, blue and midnight feel accurate
my best conversations were had under starlight so it'd be neat

12.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

open bounties for any and all leather, with several appraisers being held up as high clergy
their rep for good materials and healthy payouts make them a meeting ground for a bustling trade ground with Pre-Collapse leather as the only marker for entry
this really is everything

11.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lrp I've been trying to beat that demon forever and it still nails me at the weirdest times
I've been progressing but holy shit the bastard won't shut up if I think of DMing for games or drawing

11.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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