Valkyrie’s Vault

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🚀 Goose has secured a new habitation! His fungal fortress offers peak comfort & prime ambush spotting. Integration into Earth society remains uncertain—his meowing transmissions continue. Stay tuned for updates on his planetary occupation. 🐱🍄

#GooseTheFlerken #shopcat #orangecat

BOGO 50% OFF RPGs & Card Accessories! 🎲🃏

Prep for your next campaign or grab a gift for your GM—all RPG books, GM tools & starter sets are BOGO 50%!

Spring cleaning your TCG collection? Playmats, deck boxes, sleeves & binders are too!

📅 Now through Sunday at Valkyrie’s Vault!

#flgs #TTRPG

🦉 Smug Owls is back in stock, and now with even more ways to craft the perfect answer! Three new expansion packs bring more laughs, slang, smarts, and… well, smut. Choose wisely.

#SmugOwls #BoardGames #PartyGames

Goose is hard at work answering Discord messages today. If your response looks like “fjklasd;fkj”, that’s just the latest feline transmission. Please decode at your own risk. #catswithjobs #shopcat #flgs

I just got home with my hardcover!!!! I died when I saw the B&N edition 💕

NEW at Valkyrie’s Vault! My Shelfie: The Dice Game is a quick and cozy challenge where you roll dice to fill your bookcase—lock in shelves before your opponents and maximize points!

🎲 2-4 players | ⏳ 20 min | 📚 Ages 8+

Stop by and grab your copy today!

🚨 IMPORTANT QUESTION 🚨

Has anyone else watched Flow on Max yet?? Because Goose is absolutely enthralled—third time this week, and he’s still fully locked in. 👀🎬

We need to discuss. Immediately. Preferably with snacks. Share some with your cat for me🍿🐱

#FlowOnMax #GooseApproves #Flow #cat

🐱✈️ Pack wisely, and don’t forget the cats! In Pack the Essentials, you’ll draft and arrange tiles to pack the best suitcase possible—full of items, kittens, and even the occasional Pack Rat Service. Now available at Valkyrie’s Vault!

How about a Charlie boop in these trying times? #laterpost #shopcat #flgs

Modern problems, meet fantasy solutions! 🧙‍♂️ Solve everyday chaos with spells, curses, & hilarious fantasy answers. This is the Kickstarter Edition, featuring exclusive cards like “Screwbie the Muttonheded.” 🌀 Grab it now for the most magical game night ever! ✨

LAST CALL FOR HOLIDAY GIFTS! We’re open till 6 PM today for your Christmas Eve shopping needs. Thank you for supporting Valkyrie’s Vault—it’s been an incredible year thanks to you. 🎄

🚨 ABDUCKTION is back on our shelves! Duck kidnapping has never been so fun (or strategic). 🛸 Round up adorable plastic ducks, play action cards, and master shape-finding logic to win! Perfect for 2-4 players and takes just 15 minutes to play. 🦆 Who’s ready to abduct some ducks?

Meet the Shop Cats continues!!!

🐱 Goose: The apprentice. I found Goose in the wild, and he’s now my familiar. He’s a fetch-playing, spaceship-riding (cat carrier) superstar who alternates between epic naps and dramatic screams. He’s still learning the ropes but has big dreams.

Apocalypse + Reality TV + a sassy show cat = Dungeon Crawler Carl. 📺🐾

Dive into Matt Dinniman’s darkly hilarious series as Carl and Princess Donut fight to survive a dungeon designed for alien entertainment. Bonus material exclusive to this print edition!

📚 Available now at Valkyrie’s Vault.

Comic panel depicting spider-man knitting something red, saying "take! With all these rotten interruptions I'll never finish my knitting! And I promised nanny a new shawl!'

good morning

Me whenever somebody mentions #knitting 🧶

Kaiju noises intensify*

I stand behind my players and yell “BOO”
I’ll always bend rules to enhance RP when I play with friends

Meet the fluffy legends of Valkyrie’s Vault—our shop cats! 🐾

🐱 Sammy: The OG. Sammy’s been my right-hand kitty since we built the old store, even helping me list cards on eBay during Covid. His claim to fame? Being the best little man and… falling through the ceiling. A true hero.

Goose is next!

Think you’re the top tabby? 🐾 In Fat Cats, you’ve got 9 chances to strut, pounce, and win treats like chin scratches and tasty fishies! Fast, fun, and purr-fect for ages 6+. Playtime: 15 min. Available now at Valkyrie’s Vault!

🎲 Blind board games are back! 🎲

No repeats, just fresh surprises for game night. Stuck deciding or shopping for someone who owns everything (looking at you, Catan fans)? These hints are extra special (unhinged). 😏

Pick up a mystery game at Valkyrie’s Vault today! Which one will you pick?

Current mood: working from home with Covid 🤒 but Sammy, our tuxedo boss, is here to supervise
He’s not great with slack workflows, but he’s excellent at reminding me to take breaks (usually by stealing my lap)🐾

How do your pets help you when you’re stuck at home?

#TuxedoCat #ShopCat #SmallBusiness

Today was exhausting, but my heart is so full. 🛍️ The cats are on my legs, I’m finally resting, and I just want to say thank you. Your support on Small Business Saturday means the world to us at Valkyrie’s Vault. Here’s to community, connection, and cozy endings like this one. ❤️ #flgs #localgamestore

Not all cryptids hide in the forest. 👀 Meet the Blanco Ceramic Vase: a three-eyed cat here to hold your flowers, brushes, or art supplies. Limited edition + gift-ready. Don’t let it disappear! 6.5” x 7” Available online and in store meow.
#cryptid #cat #artistmade #flgs #loveindy

Sometimes I wonder if Goose, our orange kitten, is just a Charmander in disguise. Orange cat energy? Check. Constant need for attention? Double check. Maybe not derpy enough… 🐾🔥
#pokemon #shopcat #orangecatenergy #flgs #localgamestore

Gehenna Gaming has done a few actual plays if you ever want to see it in action. I love the vibes, but I’ve never played myself

MOTW changed my RP forever, and the best ways to use pressure as a dm

Calling all indie RPG fans: Thirsty Sword Lesbians and Apocalypse World are thriving in our community, and we’re living for the drama. Which PBTA game has your heart right now? ✨🗡️
#pbta #ttrpg #flgs #localgamestore

Magic players are like cats. We love shiny things, have an instinct to destroy artifacts, and occasionally hiss over stack disputes. Keep it friendly, planeswalkers. 💎🐾🪄
#flgs #magicthegatgering #shopcat