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🎵Hamster on a Piano🎵

Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Street (2017) A single father of a yeti baby is dragged into the seedy underbelly of LA when his child is kidnapped by an Evil Pimp. With the help of a yeti prostitute and a sexy stripper, he must fight the forces ...

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Caught a glance of myself in the mirror and said out loud “I’m decent looking, considering my proclivities.”

So that’s how my day started and you’re welcome.

Another Yeti a Love Story: Life on the Street (2017) A single father of a yeti baby is dragged into the seedy underbelly of LA when his child is kidnapped by an Evil Pimp. With the help of a yeti prostitute and a sexy stripper, he must fight the forces ...

This might be the platform to alert everyone you can watch ANOTHER YETI A LOVE STORY - LIFE ON THE STREETS

For free on TUBI! tubitv.com/movies/39919...

Shout out to the golden human that told Arby’s to stay open one more minute so I could get my meal. With a tear in my eye I thank you.

I used to love when my ex-partner was sleeping because then I had time for myself.

Now I wake up and I’m like “I gotta buy and make bacon because [my new partner] said she wanted bacon in passing last night.”

And then I wait for her to wake up because the cat is cuddling her.

#happy

Kenny Kenny Kenny

My cat is so ADHD that she farted while on my lap, then reacted to the fart and ran away in shame.

Two minutes later she jumped back on my lap and smelled her own fart and then glared at me like it was my fault.

Someone has gotta tell her but it won’t be me.

I feel like I did all I could this year. Can you please send me a fist full of melatonin, a bottle of wine, and really good cheese steak.

If you meet my demands I will try again tomorrow.

How did the Utah Hockey Club not just call themselves the UTAH SLIZZ?

I mean the blizz is one thing but think about it… THE SLIZZ!

I don’t know why more people don’t whistle on long flights. Everyone in my row and the rows around me keep telling me they “love being kept awake” and I’m “not bothering anyone”.

You can’t fart on a water slide if you don’t get on the water slide.

Anybody want a peanut?

Anyone else happy despite tragedies that have turned their lives upside down?

I’m on the other side like “Psssshht. You missed. I’m still standing.”

How do we feel about Kraft doing a kip up after being thumped? I’m here for it. #packers

I love Dan Campbell and I love how the that Branch kid hits for the Lions D. #nfl #lions #packers

Marchy! #bruins

Sorry y’all. My cat got my phone again.

Well here is my contribution to @bsky.app - my beautiful cat loafed so hard she had a dangle paw. Thank you to Adrian for making this platform viable.

I’m back bay bay!

If anyone is curious, I’m a film and TV writer and I really enjoy wrestling and music and sports.

This is a public service announcement for all of you who want to know what I’m about.

Also my cat, Adrian. She is what I love most.

*my cat got on my phone and posted this but it’s cute so...

Frank Reich leading the Buffalo Bills back from being down 35–3 to defeat the visiting Houston Oilers 41–38 in the 1992/1993 NFL Playoffs. The Comeback is hugely underrated.

When you sneeze I sneeze we sneeze!

1000

LFG!!!!

What’s a page?

Oh mylanta. Bluesky is the same.

Can anyone just review A ROYAL CORGI CHRISTMAS?

Just heard a sound outside. Concerned about the amount of local Bigfoots.

Does it get later earlier now? (Read this as many times as you need to. It’s an insane sentence and we have all thought it.)