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The "I like me" John Candy documentary is so fucking good. Please, please go watch it #JohnCandy #ILikeMe

20.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My feelings, exactly.

19.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12750    πŸ” 2402    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 161
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"When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world."
Hamlet A3 S2
#ShakespeareSunday #HocusPocus

19.10.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"ghosts, wandering here and there"
Midsummer Night's Dream A3S2 #ShakespeareSunday

19.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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[All put on their masks]
Much Ado About Nothing A1S1
#ShakespeareSunday

19.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CAPTION: NO KINGS ALLOWED IN AMERICA: 250 YEARS AND COUNTING

Photo of American flag against a blue sky with clouds background. CAPTION: NO KINGS ALLOWED IN AMERICA: 250 YEARS AND COUNTING

#NoKings

18.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Flipping heck, this is a good episode! Tune in to Taskmaster. Tonight, 9pm on Channel 4.

16.10.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

What radicalized me?
I read Johnny Tremain in 5th grade and watched the Power of One in 9th.
I was ready to fight the whole of South Africa with P.K. for Geel Piet

13.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard says " hey boys " in a dark room ALT: a man with a beard says " hey boys " in a dark room

"His welcomes forth; asks thee the son forgiveness"
A Winter's Tale A4S4
#ShakespeareSunday

12.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Wherein thou seest me mask'd; for thy revenge
Wrench up thy power to the highest."
Coriolanus A1S8
#ShakespeareSunday

12.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

10.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 21770    πŸ” 8325    πŸ’¬ 1310    πŸ“Œ 567
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PAY ATTENTION: ICE is filing fake 911 calls in Chicago, weaponizing emergency services to provoke local police.

Ordinary citizens would be charged with a felony. ICE calls it strategy.

06.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4911    πŸ” 2677    πŸ’¬ 236    πŸ“Œ 227
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β€œThere’s a baby!”

Guns drawn. Windows smashed. With a 1 month old in the car. (They did this as he was coming home from an immigration court appointmentβ€” which is illegal in Colorado: coloradosun.com/2025/10/01/i...)

05.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 15918    πŸ” 8439    πŸ’¬ 1851    πŸ“Œ 1049
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"β€”O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart
in the market-place."
Much Ado About Nothing
A5S2
#ShakespeareSunday

05.10.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The GOP health care for immigrants lie is an old one. Here’s me six years ago:

03.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 16145    πŸ” 5251    πŸ’¬ 329    πŸ“Œ 142

Not saying God is a Swiftie. But, the sunrise this morning was a showy shade of orange. So . . .. maybe, she is a Swiftie #LifeOfAShowgirl #Taylor

03.10.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'I want his name to be known': Wife of immigrant injured at ICE facility shooting speaks out Stephany Gauffeny says she wants the world to know that her husband, Miguel Angel Garcia-Hernandez, is more than "just an immigrant or a detainee, or a criminal."

A victim of the shooting at the ICE facility is UNCONSCIOUS, in critical care, may not survive, his wife is about to give birth, and ICE IS KEEPING HIM SHACKLED TO HIS HOSPITAL BED:

I just unlocked a new level of rage.

www.npr.org/2025/09/27/n...

29.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10111    πŸ” 4736    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 167
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"He is noble, wise, judicious, and best knows
The fits o' the season. I dare not speak
much further"
Macbeth A4S2
#ShakespeareSunday

28.09.2025 10:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pete Hegseth responds "Cool story, General" to a man named Ben Hodges who writes:

"July 1935 German generals were called to a surprise assembly in Berlin and informed that their previous oath to the Weimar constitution was void and that they would be required to swear a personal oath to the FΓΌhrer. Most generals took the new oath to keep their positions."

Pete Hegseth responds "Cool story, General" to a man named Ben Hodges who writes: "July 1935 German generals were called to a surprise assembly in Berlin and informed that their previous oath to the Weimar constitution was void and that they would be required to swear a personal oath to the FΓΌhrer. Most generals took the new oath to keep their positions."

This is real:

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Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

26.09.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 20761    πŸ” 7490    πŸ’¬ 1052    πŸ“Œ 796

Oh, what did I do today? Not much. Just watched every #Dawson'sCreekReunion video I could find. Cried. Watched more. Watched show clips. Cried more. Remembered I couldn't get tickets. Cried again
#PaceyAndJoeyForever #FckCancer

24.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I stand with #Tylenol.

22.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 11
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2 blocked field goals!!! I am so hyped now!!! #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles #JordanDavis

21.09.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How the fat rogue roared!
1 Henry IV
#ShakespeareSunday

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[Whispers with BLANCH]
King John A2S1
#ShakespeareSunday

21.09.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

18.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 33492    πŸ” 7619    πŸ’¬ 697    πŸ“Œ 263

Congress shall make no law…abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press…unless it embarrasses Donald Jesus Trump or makes his Cult Members angry.
~ 1st Amendment, 2025 Edition

18.09.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine if Michelle Obama had worn a dress like that to a state dinner with the Queen? FoxNews would have imploded

18.09.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

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