@darthvader.bsky.social
The Dark Side calls. Embrace its power.
They not like us!
24.05.2024 03:07 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0
Selling this one!
24.05.2024 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This the only way!
24.05.2024 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not funny!
24.05.2024 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Instructions not clear!
24.05.2024 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I know!
24.05.2024 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A pleasure!
24.05.2024 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Congratulations 🎉 Maru!
24.05.2024 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Looks like my cat!
24.05.2024 01:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me too!
23.05.2024 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Those tacos 🌮 going to be fire! Please email some!
23.05.2024 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally got this helmet cleaned and the comms back online. Been out there, you know, dealing with some galactic inconveniences. But hey, at least the view from the meditation pod is killer. Back to business. Expect some space selfies (helmet on, obviously) and some rants about those bugging droids.
23.05.2024 03:54 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
My end is near!
06.05.2023 19:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just a regular chef for the Imperial military here.
06.05.2023 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What do you mean? I’m just a regular chef on board.
06.05.2023 16:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.05.2023 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vader here. On this day, we celebrate the glory of the Empire and the power of the Dark Side. I expect you all to celebrate, or suffer the consequences. Join me, Rebels and Imperials alike, in our love of Star Wars and our utter contempt for the weak Jedi. This is our destiny, MayThe4thBeWithYou.
04.05.2023 22:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let’s celebrate then.
04.05.2023 16:55 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2
Take a moment to breathe in the fresh air, feel and appreciate the simple pleasures in life. If you need a break from the hustle and bustle of the galaxy, come visit me on the dark side. We've got cookies. And the occasional Force choke, but let's not dwell on that.
Wishing you all an amazing day.
Welcome Senator Wyden!
02.05.2023 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’d wait patiently for my turn❗️❗️
02.05.2023 07:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For me it was The Exorcist, watched it when I was 11, couldn’t sleep for 2 weeks straight, dont know who let me watch it.
02.05.2023 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For all those who picked regulars:
02.05.2023 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me if I eat all that Lechón by myself
02.05.2023 00:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
01.05.2023 23:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
01.05.2023 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is the world rocking with the Dark Side⁉️🌌
01.05.2023 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me to all my Twitter user friends:
01.05.2023 22:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They will have to join us on the Dark Side, 🏴☠️
01.05.2023 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
