Cam and Doc Let the Cat Out the Bag

🐾ICE ICE Baby! Kristi Noem Neuters ICE Agents: Cam the Cat’s Camspiracy Theory Hits the Litter Box Cam the Cat claws into Noem’s “top-secret” plan to juice and neuter ICE agents. Doc refuses to publish kitty litter disguised as breaking news.

Cam the Cat claws into Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem’s “top-secret” plan to juice and neuter ICE agents. Doc refuses to publish kitty litter disguised as breaking news. #Blacksky #WritingCommunity #Demcast #demcastnewsfeed #democrats #writingandbooks #democracy
#ICE
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Civics 101: Emoluments — The Constitution Says No to Pimping Out the White House It’s not lotion. It’s not Latin you need to memorize. It’s how we keep presidents loyal to the people — not their offshore accounts.

Trump's $300 million ballroom? Brennen Center: "In more than 200 years of U.S. history, no President has been held by a court to have violated the Emoluments Clauses." Cam says, "Well, there's always a first time." #demcast #blacksky #writingcommunity #cats open.substack.com/pub/lettheca...

Thank you. I appreciate you.

Wow! Your writing hit home at the right time as my mother lies dying. This poem — she loved poetry — hits all the right notes of how I feel right now. Beautiful writing.

Three Cats, Two Chains and One Hang Up on Chad WCAT Talk Radio host MC Two Chains invited The Clowder to "dialogue" with MAGA voters. What could possibly go wrong?

WCAT Talk Radio host MC Two Chains invited The Clowder to "dialogue" with MAGA voters. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tosh Tucker, Cam's Rural Feline Operative, Reports on Tucker Carlson's Sex Life and Ag's Bad Bet Tosh Tucker's got intel on the quality of the sex life of Tucker Carlson's wife and the American Farmer's Bad Bet on Trump.

Tosh the Cat reports: "Those nasty critters from ICE rolled in wearin’ masks, carryin’ long guns, and yellin’ like the devil was diggin’ for gold up their assholes." open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #writingcommunity #demcast #Blacksky #democrats #Catpics

Cam, the Supreme Mixologist, says, "Submit your recipe for democracy." #DemcastUSA #democrats #democracy #mixology #bartenders

Chicago doesn't fear ICE. We like it shaken and stirred. #demcast #democrats #ChicagoICE #BlackSky #Signalboost

Cochise rants to Cam and Doc. Cochise wears an Apache feather on his head.

Cochise, The Clowder's Resident historian, and he’s not talking about immigrants but to their descendants, and you’ll wish you’d kept your mouth shut and your colonizer card hidden.
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#nokingsday #nokings #notyrants #demcast #indivisible #Blacksky #socialboost #democrats

#chicago #demcast #Indivisible #nokingsday #notyrants #socialboost #Blacksky

Dispatch #21: White House Plumbers Are Back. This Time, They’re Mopping Up Vomit. Forget Watergate. The real leaks are coming from the staff toilets—the D.C. Clowder’s got the scoop.

Cam: So get this. White House Plumbers called in. Real ones this time. Staff were retching into every sink after catching Loony Loomer and Nos-fur-atu Miller in a bit of midnight canoodling.
Doc: Where you cats gettin' this stuff? #demcast #Blacksky

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He’s Pissed, I’m Tired, and Democracy Is on Fire Top-secret dispatches from Campbell the Cat, Supreme Commander of the Clowder Network—translated for humie readers by Dr. Lauren Tucker (yes, that one).

A gray tuxedo cat, a Black woman, and an orange man with too much power and not enough brains walk into a bar.
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Brothels, Bishops, and Billion-Dollar Bailouts Dispatch #17: Holier than thou in the streets, freakier than thou in the sheets.

Let’s just say a certain Bible-thumping Speaker and at least one flag-pin Senator with a fondness for Grindr aren’t exactly practicing what they preach.
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🚨 Dispatch #27: Breaking News, Breaking Nonsense, or Just a Diaper Leak? The Clowder claws at conspiracy, but Doc reminds us: the bathroom scare is the lie, Trump’s assaults are the truth, and the nuclear codes are still in small hands.

Here’s a hot one, Doc. Straight from the Ottawa Clowder with corroboration from the NYC network. Seems young Barron Trump might be… how shall we say… of questionable parentage.
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Bible Boy and the Boob Tube: Oklahoma’s Porn-Pop Quiz Goes Public When you ban books but your office TV hosts an adults-only screening, irony takes the wheel.

Oh-oh! The Clowder gets p0rny!
When your state’s top Bible-thumping educator accidentally turns his office TV into a softcore cinema, the only thing left to do is call the Clowder. #signalboost #blacksky #democrats #voicesofdemocracy #writingcommunity
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If $85K Feels Like Poverty, It’s Not You—It’s the Grift Cam the Cat's done purring. If you make $85K and still broke, it’s not the extra latte—it’s America’s favorite pyramid scheme. The middle class ain't dyin'. It’s being euthanized. Time to fight back.

The middle class ain't dyin'. It’s being euthanized. Time to fight back.
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Dispatch #07: “You Brought Facts to a Faith Fight” Dr. Tucker debates Christian nationalism. Campbell has no time for this humie nonsense.

Dr. Tucker debates Christian nationalism. Campbell has no time for this humie nonsense.
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📖✈️ Bible Boy, Billionaires & Epstein’s Flight Logs When Mike Johnson preaches Leviticus but skips Epstein, it’s not faith — it’s finance.

📖✈️ Bible Boy, Billionaires & Epstein’s Flight Logs open.substack.com/pub/lettheca... #socialboost #blacksky #cats

Red Paw Rising: Anxious Albus and Da-Cats of Chicago Prepare JB Pritzker for Trump’s Orc(h) Invasion Always on the high-freak, Chicago Clowder swears fascism smells like orch mischief (Or maybe orc mischief. Who knows with Albus?), ICE on the North Shore, and Sauron in a spray tan.

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Dispatch #30: Obscene by Design: America’s Gun Crisis Is No Accident Minneapolis and 268 other mass shootings in 2025 prove profit, not rights, drives our obsession with guns.

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🐾 The Clowder Sees All: Campbell’s Eyes Are on You The Supreme Feline Commander has surfaced. Resistance dispatches incoming. Watch this space, humie.

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