Steph Yang

when my doctor asks me if i'm getting enough sleep drinking enough water getting exercise or taking a multivitamin

the pain of clicking "senior" when shopping for your pet's food

everything has happened so much since this @ lol

just need to document somewhere that I spent one (1) hour helping my wife chase a rabbit out of her garden because it was some kind of elite generational athlete and it was juking us like those sportscenter clips of a small child demolishing their peers at flag football

A Group of Four Flying Angels, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by Charlotte Wilson

Now my wife is on the phone with her father while she watches and again it's highly apparent she comes from WNBA fandom because I suddenly hear: "They don't call any fouls and just brutally murder each other."

My wife who normally only watches the WNBA sat down for France-Germany and after about 80 minutes let out, "You think France should be good but they're not. It's like self destruction."

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"This was the WORST shootout I've ever witnessed." - Ari Hingst, extremely correct take haver

how are both these teams insistently trying to shove an armful of cash to each other "no no please i insist" "no you" "no you simply must" "no i couldn't"

again, i am fully in the basement and my wife is on the 2nd floor other side of the house

Kosovare Asllani rubs her face while watching Sweden vs England in the Euro quarterfinal

stress

comment dit-on, the ball is round

hon hon hon

I remembered my dream, and it was a young dude who had run onto the field during a woso game, so it was very on theme for me

Waking up my wife at 4 AM by talking in my sleep and going "Boo this man. BOO THIS MAN!"

between this and the liberty/fever game what a great day to watch women's sports - and there's still way more games left today???

"how old are you?"
"the age where a full sugar coke is about to really change the vibe of the rest of my day"
girl help

Washington Spirit coach Giraldez reportedly in talks over OL Lyonnes move Reports from Europe and the U.S. say OL Lyonnes is in talks to hire Washington Spirit head coach Jonatan Giráldez.

For @prosoccerwire.bsky.social, I've got more on those Giráldez-to-OL Lyonnes rumors, including fleshing out some important details from TV3's initial reporting about the inner workings at Kynisca:

#NWSL

Last 10 minutes of #UWCL I legit stopped having allergies, it was like I had finite room in my body for feelings and anxiety superseded all else

went to my fav local burrito spot, said I'm getting 2 things, 1 burrito and 1 side plantains, guy pulls out 2 tortillas and starts filling them, I'm like oh sorry I wanted 1 burrito, he says oh you don't want the 2nd burrito? ...no give me the 2nd burrito. this is the opposite of a problem.

It's the season where when the moment you start the car and move, a S H E E T of pollen shakes off of the car

watching Lily Yohannes play is just so enjoyable in the way that you watch someone who is clearly like, at one with their craft. like when you watch an actor with verve or charisma or whatever you wanna call it, that feeling of magnetism

Brazil WNT coach Arthur Elias reacts to Lily Yohannes being awarded a penalty

p much lol

I ate an incredibly good spicy turkey on focaccia sandwich today and I can still smell it even though I cleaned up and it's making me want more sandwich, anyway if this is my biggest problem today then life is simply not that bad

Breaking News graphic Washington Spirit remove midfielder Croix Bethune from SEI

She’s baaack! ✨

Washington Spirit remove midfielder Croix Bethune from SEI.

Ji So-yun at preseason practice telling a teammate she doesn't mind if she dies in a team game of traitors

which kdrama is this

Missed connections: if you were at copley around 9 am today and were wearing a fur-trimmed black cloak you rushed past before I could say that cloak is sick as hell and I hope it didn't drag in any of the T puddles

Seattle Reign player Ji So-yun sitting on a sofa in the first episode of Cloak and Crown, reacting to Laura Harvey revealing she was one of the lowest votes to be a traitor in the game

Ji So-yun eating cake on a sofa bewildered that no one could think she was a traitor in Cloak & Crown is truly a vibe

Jacquie Ovalle is not of this world.

TBS has brought up more than once that the #USWNT was told not to jump.

That's the respect Japan gets both from team-wide technical ability, but also how smart they are at reading what's coming & tricking opponents into stepping at the wrong time.