Colin

Oh😍

Keeping my phone even just a few steps away from me helps a bit. If it requires work to get to it, I'm less likely to rationalize grabbing it lol

I would killlll for a massage ngl

To be fair, it's mostly ice😅😅 definitely not overboard, nope

I dream of this cock

I need a news channel that replaces every lie of his with fart sounds.
Granted, that would be a continuous stream, but it's an upgrade

Your hair still looks quite cute tbh

It's amazing how much more people will try to talk to you only after you stop caring if they do lol

If you aren't douching for yourself, don't do it at all

I would love to

I'm gonna need a wink clip, tbh 🥺

I do not 🥲

What's a good smelling cologne that won't break the bank? I can't afford all these 100$ + bottles🥲

I love asking straight people what music they think I listen to

The answer is always so stereotyped 😆😆😆 I giggle

Man in a teal robe and jock posing in a mirror

One more, why not

Unrecognizable 😳

Lol i wouldn't put it past me

My robe is inside out and that's a pretty big indicator that I'm dying lol

Man in a teal robe and a blue camouflage jock. He's holding his phone up with one hand and is licking his upper lip.

Threw out my back last night and it's time for work 🥲
Send thots and prayers

Great job😄😄 looking incredible

Secret loss prevention worker maybe lol
Or he's lonely

Ohhh pistachio sounds good o_o

What kind of filling did you use?

You can just use my beard next time. It's a lot cheaper

They'd look real nice sliding against each other

Nice cock!

Damnnnn I'm on my way over

That vein😍 damn

Hell yes