@timonic.bsky.social
Cybernetic doll, friend to witches, servant to princesses.
Why wonโt someone just hire me to write software for them I promise Iโm really good at it.
17.10.2025 20:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This feels adjacent to Grahamโs โmono red molten vortexโ deck in this episode of Friday Nights where 7 mountains is โstraight gasโ
Still one of my favourite magic jokes.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=S1cc...
Good afternoon!
17.10.2025 17:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Canโt sleep because if Iโm alone with my thoughts for 5 minutes I start crying again
17.10.2025 06:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Ta-dah! It's me! Who? Your favorite Magic YouTuber! I don't know. Many Magic: The Gathering players ask the question... Doesn't ring a bell. Reading the card explains the card. Nope. Ta-dah! It's me! The Professor! cardboard-crack.com
Who? #MTG
17.10.2025 03:54 โ ๐ 627 ๐ 59 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 1Oh thatโs it!
17.10.2025 04:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why canโt I stop crying
16.10.2025 23:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My sister seems to think it should be easy for me to find a temporary โwork from home jobโ but I have no idea how to do that.
16.10.2025 22:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Indeed is 100x worse at showing me relevant jobs than LinkedIn??
It keeps showing me non-software engineering jobs and other irrelevant things.
I blame Star Trek for making it look cool to talk to your computer
16.10.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I donโt know how Iโm going to be able to afford basic stuff in like 2
Months and my rent is going up 200$ in December.
Being unable to find a job is so depressing
All my life I was told if I worked hard and got an education Iโd be able to get a job that supports me.
I feel so anxious all the time
Dancing In the Dark - Bruce Springsteen I check my look in the mirror I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face Man, I ain't getting nowhere I'm just living in a dump like this There's something happening somewhere Baby, I just know that there is
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04.10.2025 01:17 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean I could have told you that
16.10.2025 13:27 โ ๐ 79 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0oh to b curled up to a beautiful woman who loves me very much and calls me a cute sleepy little puppy while she pets me
16.10.2025 05:31 โ ๐ 41 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Good night!
16.10.2025 05:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Definitely but I totally deserve it
16.10.2025 05:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That isโฆ. deliciously evilโฆ
16.10.2025 05:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I completely agree with you but honestly love that feeling like shit pillar in x-com
16.10.2025 05:11 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
specifically this pen
16.10.2025 05:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 05mm
16.10.2025 04:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was saving my credit card reward points to use for gift cards for clothes but Iโm not sure I can even afford that anymore.
I guess it doesnโt help that I have 1800$ Iโm owed from work Iโve done and havenโt been paid for yet.
Summer special week
Lesbian flag
Long bacon bathing suit
16.10.2025 03:38 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you โบ๏ธ
16.10.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The friendly guy at the bank said it took him 14 months to find a job after graduation
16.10.2025 02:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Really worried Iโll be unable to find a job in time and have to move in with my parents
Because that would make me want to [redacted] myself
Personally rice is too much carb in a burrito. Iโll do beans but rice is too much.
15.10.2025 23:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Although Iโm not Gen Z having recently graduated with a masters in computer science and unable to find a job this is very relatable.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=grQs...
Honestly the majority of โMagic influencersโ I follow were more positive than I was before the set was released. After the set released and wasnโt good they reflected that.
15.10.2025 22:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Absolutely!
15.10.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
