emma

glad to see they finally came to their senses at the shop and graduated into being the pet owner boys

"If I was to get a dog," muses @spacegandalf.bsky.social, "I would get a greyhound, because they look like they're the same sort of mentally ill as I am"

@spacegandalf.bsky.social: in early access Moros took off his antlers in the pool and everyone rioted

Her: because it's much funnier if the antlers aren't just a headband

Me: I don't think that's why they rioted

Me: I think it's because they're monsterfuckers

It’s that time of year, again.

Delighted to hear @willa.bsky.social use the word "squicked" on Decoder Ring. It's a word that's largely disappeared from the spaces I'm in and we're worse off for it, but it was used in the perfect context: admitting you feel uncomfortable about cucking without passing judgement on it.

"Looking at all that," @spacegandalf.bsky.social says, watching me get cooked by Prometheus in Hades II, "I think this bit was easier before the fifth and sixth brain surgeries."

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

“did u finish the work on the terrifying dread kraken to strike fear in the hearts of men”

“sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’

“wait wat”

Thrilled to discover there's also Australian businesses on this!! I can go pick up a surprise bakers delight bag just 1km away!

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

A photo of a white rabbit sitting on the boot cover inside a small car. The weather is gloomy outside and the car is parked in a small car park with trees and shrubs around a yellow house. A rainbow flag hangs inside the car window. The rabbit is very fluffy and has now fallen asleep, nestled conveniently in the grooves of the boot cover

Here we demonstrate the Hyundai Getz best feature: storage for your sleeping rabbit

@spacegandalf.bsky.social, leaving her gynaecology appointment: truely the only drawback of being a demi lesbian is I have not had significant fuck to give clinically useful information. Even the fuck I did do ten years ago would not be helpful

JEAN VICQUEMARE - You're a *worry-fest*. She's worried about you. I'm worried about you. Even Special Consultant Backpedal is worried about you. Everyone worries -- instead of *working*.

A photo of a white rabbit turning towards the camera, his eyes hooded and his expression reminiscent of Disaster Girl. Fortunately nothing is burning in the background

The meme Disaster Girl, showing a small child in the foreground, turning to the camera with an ominous smile while a house burns in the background

They are the same

I have NO words

A photo of a person crouching over on a lounge checking her phone, a small black rabbit sitting on her back and leaning over her shoulder

Hey you got any games on your phone

A composite image of parrots calling each other on tablets. Image from Kleinberger et al., 2023.

Pet parrots were taught to do video calls, and it was a hit.

The birds not only made friends with each other, and selected who they wanted to call and when, but also picked up new skills from fellow parrots.
Good enrichment option for improving captive parrot welfare.
🧪🦜

dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/...

A photo of a white rabbit with a very round, fluffy face. His nose is pointed slightly upwards and his mouth is open on an angle suggesting he has something irritating him in his nose which he is about to try to sneeze out. The photo is a blurry action shot

Tfw you're about to sneeze

Rabbits are small angry dirt creatures filled with piss who eat their own poops and they smell so. goddamn. good.

A small brown bunny sitting on a tiny planet made of dandelions greens. They are munching a flower.

Destroyer of Worlds

A black rex rabbit, loafing on a grey pillow. She has pulled her legs into her body to the point where there is no trace of them and there is no discernable separation between her head and body. She has the overall appearance of a velvety black bean

In a better time, on a better internet, she would be photoshopped into so many random photos

A photo of a black rex rabbit, just going to town eating the underside of a pale blue fabric chair. The chair has been through the wars, one arm scratched to bits by a cat and the edge of the base chewed by rabbits. The rabbit doing the eating today has a chunk of chair in her mouth and her head is thrown back, her body braced against the ground and blurry as she vibrates to try to tear chunks off the furniture. She is having fun

I was on @justthezooofus.bsky.social this week to talk about rabbits! The horrible little monsters who live in my home and my heart!

A photo of a chunky brown tabby cat, gazing up at the camera. He is sitting next to a ball pit, waiting for his nightly treats

Me: Trevor could never in his wildest dreams imagine what we're talking about

@spacegandalf.bsky.social: yes, because Trevor lives a blessed existence, free from the knowledge of both Peter Singer and the Human Pet Guy

A giant green blob monster, shaped like a bunny, blobs its way out of a door of a sci-fi laboratory. Two scientist bunnies react in shock as it blobs towards them, and an intrepid bunny janitor fends off the Blob Bunny with a broom.

Daily bunny no.2971 has breached their containment

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?

Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.

Editor: What

Thinking this over,

- LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is
- FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is
- BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is
- JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is

Everyone else was pre-Goku

andor is a comedy about 1: how funny leftist infighting can be and 2: how funny fascist infighting can be

Syril Karn, a fascist twink, crashed out on a large bed

literally cackled when i saw this shot

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles