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a man in a maroon shirt sits at a desk with a book ALT: a man in a maroon shirt sits at a desk with a book

26.07.2025 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves? Like every parent, I want my kids to be safe. I know that for my young daughter and son to grow and thrive, they need to feel secure in their surroundings. But with the way people coddle their children these days, I fear we’re raising a generation that won’t be able to handle life’s basic […]

"Obviously, I wouldn’t be doing my kids any favors if I sent them out into the world not knowing how to sustain a gunshot wound to the chest." theonion.com/if-i-ta...

18.07.2025 00:15 — 👍 1142 🔁 119 💬 15 📌 6

Stop DOGE from Invading Our Privacy DOGE is feeding our data to unvetted AI to surveil us – a massive violation of our privacy. Join me in demanding oversight now.

Tell Congress to stop making it easier for the government to spy on us.

18.07.2025 18:02 — 👍 221 🔁 72 💬 3 📌 5

a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a white cup . ALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a white cup .

19.07.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My Asian wife said this better have been written by an Asian, otherwise it’s a hate crime. 😂

05.07.2025 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.07.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‘Murka!

05.07.2025 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

05.07.2025 11:54 — 👍 123 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 2

IYKYK. 😜

19.06.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Erie Canal!

19.06.2025 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seattle? 👍
NYC ✊

19.06.2025 14:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every time I leave the house.

17.06.2025 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

05.06.2025 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.
Lyndon B. Johnson

05.06.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I may be an asshole, but I’m not 100% a dick.

26.05.2025 15:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

17.05.2025 01:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday!

10.05.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All together, now!
🎶 Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, über alles in der Welt! 🎶

02.05.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Must have been a tough walk.

26.04.2025 15:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

From someone beautiful. Yay!

23.04.2025 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss my dentist (only retired, thanks) who used to yell, “Is it safe?” while performing dentistry on me.

23.04.2025 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bugs bunny is standing in the desert with a cactus in the background and says `` what a maroon '' . Alt: Bugs Bunny facepalming and saying, “what a maroon.”

21.04.2025 19:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FREE KILMAR ÁBREGO GARCÍA AND THOSE DETAINED IN EL SALVADOR The Trump administration has wrongfully deported countless people without due process to a prison in El Salvador notorious for torture. Now, despite court orders, President Trump is refusing to bring ...

President Trump wrongfully deported Kilmar Ábrego García and hundreds of other immigrants to a notorious prison in El Salvador — and he’s refusing to return them, in defiance of a court order.

Tell President Trump to return them NOW.

21.04.2025 13:35 — 👍 671 🔁 166 💬 19 📌 5

18.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 181 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

The best jelly bean.

18.04.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tariffs will be lifted on the penguins when they agree to build a mega-prison for Venezuelan migrants on Heard Island.

07.04.2025 22:45 — 👍 2286 🔁 231 💬 40 📌 10

And remember, you got laid off because those damn penguins wouldn’t pay the tariffs!

04.04.2025 18:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooof.

04.04.2025 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big Balls is on the job!

26.03.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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