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I’ve never wanted a James Bond headlight gun mod more than watching these fuckers come at these ladies doing nothing wrong.

01.02.2026 01:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Malaria is actually a lot more popular than she is.

31.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest term...

“Explain it to me, in the simplest terms,” said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States

30.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 1663 🔁 197 💬 41 📌 15

I’d rather watch “Jack and Jill”, and that’s saying something. 😝

28.01.2026 04:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

23.01.2026 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remains or not, I gotta piss and I’ve been standing in line for hours.

22.01.2026 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

KRISTI NOEM
KRISTI NOEM
KRISTI NOEM

Am I doing this right? How many times do we have to repeat it for the bad things to start happening?

20.01.2026 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go for the femoral in the thighs.

14.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lantana are such beautiful flowers. It’s amazing to see the gradients they produce.

14.01.2026 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a suit is sitting on a couch with the words he took above her Alt: Elaine Benes sits on a couch in Jerry’s apartment telling him about her date the night before. She is cleaning her glasses. While they were sitting in the car, Furry Otter pulled his dick out. She’s says, “He took…it out.”

10.01.2026 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*pew* *pew*

31.12.2025 00:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman in a blue robe is saying now a warning . Alt: Meryl Streep in a blue robe is saying “NOW a warning?!?” She looks haggard, desperately seeking rejuvenation.

30.12.2025 21:39 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

A chilled man shows off the multicolored jacket he’s completed with crocheted granny squares featuring roses.

It’s finally complete! For my sister.
Rose Garden Jacket, pattern by Tania Skalozub. www.etsy.com/shop/tscroch...
#crochet #brochet #furls

10.12.2025 19:54 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Have we confirmed magnets aren’t responsible?

08.12.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s clearly not working.

08.12.2025 03:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sporkfoot.

22.11.2025 04:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inside a giant imploded ballroom works, too.

14.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

As someone terrified of change, you’re not alone. Good luck tomorrow. You’ve got this!

13.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And also voted against releasing them.

09.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clearly no one loves her enough to intervene.

09.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can burn my own swill at home.

08.11.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read that as he’s admitting to having an enlarged heart due to congestive failure. 🥰

08.11.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That porn filter isn’t going to test itself.

29.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 57 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

16.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 11337 🔁 3415 💬 601 📌 715

Not pictured, but under the table.

13.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I’d watch that hanging.

08.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like a Kim Zolciak Original.

12.09.2025 13:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

About $2B worth, courtesy of the Saudis. Weird choice for a Kim Zolciak wig though.

12.09.2025 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I adore Lantana. That looks similar to Hot Neon that I had last year. ❤️

02.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of them said “titmouse”

15.08.2025 19:20 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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