Sporkfoot.

Inside a giant imploded ballroom works, too.

As someone terrified of change, you’re not alone. Good luck tomorrow. You’ve got this!

And also voted against releasing them.

Clearly no one loves her enough to intervene.

I can burn my own swill at home.

I read that as he’s admitting to having an enlarged heart due to congestive failure. 🥰

That porn filter isn’t going to test itself.

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Not pictured, but under the table.

I’d watch that hanging.

Looks like a Kim Zolciak Original.

About $2B worth, courtesy of the Saudis. Weird choice for a Kim Zolciak wig though.

I adore Lantana. That looks similar to Hot Neon that I had last year. ❤️

One of them said “titmouse”

Down, if you’re just like Jesse James.

Let me grab my rusty pike.

Let that Telltale Heart beat louder and louder every day for the rest of his miserable life.

“Please, Sir, we need your help…” 🤣🤣

It’s the German version: “Drumpf”

But extremely painfully.

Sing, Maurene, sing!

Don’t fucking tease me like that!

Ooh, well played!

It’s one of my all-time favorites.

Stage four pancreatic for every one of them. Wipe out the whole lot in under a year, just in time for midterms.

(David Attenborough voice) Cornered, the Alaskan Bitch Snake may lash out.

Cholesterol doesn’t seem to be doing much better 😞