Alyson🏳️‍⚧️🔆

The next time you can’t stop hiccuping just like, suck in your cheeks and do the Steve Buscemi face. I swear it works

Girls I wish I remembered to use this app instead of the bird app

Shrivel

What’s the love language when you like being called a disgusting freak but with a heart emoji at the end? Cuz that’s what I got

Look all I’m saying is I haven’t heard a single person in my life say they hate Vermin Supreme. He could be the unifying force for all of us

i desperately need more people to watch Everything Everywhere All at Once, i have like 1 other person i can talk to about it. itssuchagoodmovieplease

Metal gear moment

Lil Miss loafing on my back (Cat)

Baby💞

Girlie just got her prog let’s fucking gooooo

I have a small collection of antique medical equipment and I am petrified by the idea that I’ll eventually have to tell the person I’m dating in the future. Like what date do you even bring that up on? 22nd? Never?

My goal for 2024 for is to go on as many villain rants as I can without stopping myself

Lil baby :3

I often worry that I’m becoming a parody of a trans person because I enjoy doing and having things that are stereotypically trans but then at the end of the day there’s no such thing as too many blåhaj’s

A crowbar for the purpose of bashing out faces

The abandoned arcade we’ve been planning to break into, December 24th being the perfect day

It’s December 24th, anyone wanna come with? :)

Totally not obsessing over pomegranate symbolism and cannibalism as a metaphor for love, definitely not writing a short story about that right now hahaha….

Okay I love making and organizing playlists for every occasion but there’s nothing like going from the most devastating song you’ve ever heard and then into Two Trucks by Lemon Demon

A girlie has a cat and is about to become 100 times more annoying :3

I was out walking the other day and I just had the urge to eat a hand full of pebble. I don’t want to admit how the walk ended…

When I was trying to find my chosen name one of my names on the list was just my dead name spelled backwards and I’m just glad common sense won in the end

God, I hate how my brain works because I’ll be sitting there ready to work on a project and then it says “you know what would help? Music. Oh but not that playlist it doesn’t fit the vibe for this project” and so I spend two hours making another playlist on top of the 500 I already have

What can I say, just a little limp wristed

I can’t wait till I get a cat, I’m going to just post pictures of them constantly. I’ll be even more insufferable :3

I find it wild how much your mental health improves once you’re fully out of a bad situation and on the proper meds. It’s almost like taking care of yourself improves your quality of life. Pssshhh, nah

My roommate just poured out half a bottle of ibuprofen into her hand and said “that’s not ibuprofen, that’s ibedead”

I think the best part of today is that I get to pretend to be a house wife in the 50’s and prepare a meal for my roommates. It’s what I usually do anyway when I cook but it’s been all day pretty much. Happy Turkey day :3