(Serious) I drove to the town I've been having dreams about and now no one can see me and I can't text anyone and only the dead can see my skeets. Any advice?
11.02.2026 01:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@boo.bsky.social
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(Serious) I drove to the town I've been having dreams about and now no one can see me and I can't text anyone and only the dead can see my skeets. Any advice?
11.02.2026 01:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't even think kids need to be taught gay like it just intuitively comes along with explaining love and romance. What bigots are really asking is "how do I explain gay to my kids in a way that doesn't make them think it's okay for THEM to be gay?"
11.02.2026 01:14 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's easier to explain gay to kids than explain homophobia
10.02.2026 18:47 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Guest: oh cool you have a naked cat
Me: he has a sweater on??? He's just a twink he's not naked. Your cat is naked and a bear
Adhdhd girls deserve a little tantrum when they're not invited to the groupchat
10.02.2026 16:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Age verification?
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White nationalist music: bowitchdaba witchita timba timba timberlake
Latin American music: Da me la gasolina
Bad Bunny: Well articulated Spanish you could understand after getting a C is Spanish 101
Kid Rock: *incoherent mumbling* girls with the beepers *made up noises* cold beer
always so funny to me when people are like βhow am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?β my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. βwhy did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?β I donβt know. please ask me about Gay
10.02.2026 02:51 β π 14063 π 2794 π¬ 48 π 449I have gotten used to posting every single raw and bleeding thought without ever letting them cook for even a second and I'm not stopping now save draft
10.02.2026 01:11 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I can't believe bad bunny crashed bluesky save draft
09.02.2026 22:56 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The draft button should post your skeet but make it visible to everyone except you
09.02.2026 21:57 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Kind of ironic that west side story involved a romance between people from contentious communities, it could have highlighted how hate and racism tears people apart but love can transcend cultural differences and bring communities together. Missed opportunity imo
09.02.2026 21:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Women have to cover up more of their bodies to be within the law and it should be the opposite
07.02.2026 20:44 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Don't feel bad about being a clocky cis woman, you might be a doll's reason to love herself
07.02.2026 18:48 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Sober drivers who get drunk later in life have an unfair advantage and need to compete with other sober drivers
07.02.2026 18:28 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Still working on addressing the other 17 years, 11 months and 2 weeks of my childhood
07.02.2026 18:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ever since I saw cowboy bebop I knew i wanted to be a hermaphrodite saxophone player with a dark past
07.02.2026 07:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ever since I watched Berserk I knew I wanted to be a pretty femboy who could jump on a dude's sword
07.02.2026 07:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I was thinking of Thomas Jane and David Strathairn, though I noticed Jane got to come back and direct. That sexpest dude doesn't leave until next season and idk yet if his character gets killed off or he just ends up an off screen character like Dawes. No splrs pls
07.02.2026 06:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Love the expanse, but it is not lost on me that the two most expensive actors were killed off before season 5. Readjusting my expectations to match.
07.02.2026 01:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0HEAR YE HEAR YE. Any attempt to prevent the hijacking of your liberation movement by your oppressors will be hereby referred to as "infighting" thank you for your attention to this matter.
07.02.2026 01:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump: *posts a racist image*
Some federal agent: this is trans people's fault
Still shocked by people who will pay money for a temporary TRIP into my brain and then have zero empathy for what it's like when my TRIP lasts months Psychological tourism and exploitive (sic) colonization. If you enjoy altered states of mind you must support people who live in an altered state of mind.
I don't have psychosis and felt a little more on the fence of adding this one, especially because the larger point that people with psychosis deserve empathy is true. But "psychological tourism and exploitive colonization" have been living rent free in my head for like a month now
07.02.2026 00:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"i'm done with tolerating the hyper-left's bad-faith white privilege moral hierarchy. just because you're marginalized in one way (trans, etc.) doesn't give you a fucking pass for reenacting colonizer shit. read some goddamn Fanon and Gilssant and du Bois and get on my level, you whiny fucks."
Example one
07.02.2026 00:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Begging my fellow crackers to stop calling everything colonizer shit you are going to give me an aneurysm.
07.02.2026 00:25 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Caption: do it Image: white girl in white dress making an O with her arms around the sunset
Me at the suicide hotline when an ICE agent calls
07.02.2026 00:09 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your inability to love the process of creation enough to devote yourself to it is not a gatekeeper, Kim Petras' record label, which refused to drop her new album, is a gatekeeper. Warner Bros, which scuttled Batgirl for an insurance payout, is a gatekeeper
06.02.2026 19:43 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If you think passion and talent are "gatekeepers" to art and not risk-adverse monopolistic corporations who see every independent platform as a threat to their bottom line, you are with the bad guys
06.02.2026 19:39 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0chuffed.org/project/1282...
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