Sarah Michelson

we were robbed

pov: you're an empath 🖤⭐️

thank you!!

update: got the part

and because i always cite my sources:
filipposorcinelli.com/en/pages/abo...
filipposorcinelli.com/en/pages/x-se

text reads: EVEN FOR THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO KNOW... SEXUALITY IS A FUNDAMENTAL AND INTEGRAL PART OF THE HUMAN BEING. LOSING ONESELF IN THE SILENCE OF ONE'S INTIMACY MEANS BEING ABLE TO LOOK BEYOND (LATIN “TRANSGREDI”), THAT IS, GOING BEYOND THE LIMITS OF WHAT IS LAWFUL.

text reads: in 2001 filippo sorcinelli founded the lavs etelier (l'atelier vesti sacre) for the study, design, and creation of sacred vestments, furnishings, and accessories for the sacred liturgy. in just a few years, lavs has become the speardhead of the excellence in italy and abroad, working in close collaboration with the office of liturgical celebrations of the supreme pontiff. the work of lavs is recognized throughout the world for having created numerous robes for pope benedict xvi and for the mass at the beginning of his pontificate pope francis in 2013

rip georges bataille you would have loved filippo sorcinelli, creator of both papal vestements and horny perfumes

literally had a day from curb your enthusiasm
-late to work because i couldn't open my dog's shit bag
-accidentally swore in front of 9 year olds
-complimented a woman's necklace and she told me it held her son's ashes

follow my substack, the vibe is "fun academic essays but i overshare and say fuck"

was anyone else scarred by these books as a kid in like a very deep psychological way that continues to haunt you as an adult

fab, thank you!!

i would like to submit essays to publications. where's a good place to try and pitch

King: wow this ponderous 80s sci fi synth music is great!
John Carpenter: what the
Carpenter: i did a ponderous 80s sci fi synth music last time and you guys all hated it!
King: yeah well
King: now we've decided it's good!
Carpenter:
Carpenter: goddamnit
Carpenter: you sons of bitches

if it's artifice say it's artifice!

my official crotchety opinions as i approach age 30
-i hate when teenagers say things like unalive instead of dead or suicide
-i do not like when people put blush on their nose
-i hate day in the life videos or anything else with an artificial/manufactured sense of authenticity

you ever accidentally swear in front of a school group that you are being paid to educate haha anyways

I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"

this is me using retinol

i NEED instagram to add a feature where you can scroll through hashtags but only because of a sick curiosity and not because you actually want that kinda stuff influencing your algorithm (because i have been deep in the hashtag biblecollege hashtag christiancollege tags)

please don't take away my jew card but i've been legit enjoying pumpkin pie hummus it's like eating the filling without the crust

it's bullshit how when you're in school they're like "you're smart so you're gonna make a lot of money!" and then you grow up and it turns out that you make a lot of money by doing soul crushing work and/or exploiting someone else

(2/2) also, they probably don't know what fascism is and i won't have time to tell them properly, what do i do? i'm thinking just not include him but then it doesn't feel thorough

(1/2) educator question for the floor: i'm preparing a little hand-out for homeschool kids about surrealism, and i know i need to include dali because he's famous, but i want them to know he's a fascist, but i don't want them to come away sad,

For 65% off with HelloFresh PLUS free shipping, use code KURTISTOWN65 at https://bit.ly/3X6caImAUSTRALIA TICKETS:► https://shop.kurtisconner.com/pages/tourBR... This Christian Knockoff of SAW is God-Awful

I KNOWWW lmao also this is how i learned about this movie: youtu.be/ROHmBJPRSpM?...

pharmacy cancelled on me twice but third times the charm and i'm boosted just in time to enjoy spooky season 🎃

it's so sad that this evangelical knock-off of Saw takes the coward's route by not graphically crucifying someone on-screen

Well, look at that! & I believe Random House may have some galleys for booksellers at the NEIBA show this coming week?

obsessed with this description of Un Chien Andalou

update: got a callback

omg i love her