Wesley Strick

Trump’s firing of McEntarfer proves once again he’s both a tool and a fool.

One can only hope Colbert wins the Nobel Peace Prize!

Bove and Pirro look like they were disinterred from a vampire cemetery.

MAGA is revolting!

LBJ once launched a war on poverty. DJT just launched a war on poor people.

Trump can’t resist his once-in-a-lifetime chance to use the Massive Ordnance Penetrator.

As long as Trump's trolling us, he may as well rename all the army bases after famous white serial killers: Fort Bundy, Fort Dahmer, Fort Gacy, etc.

Can we really take three years and eight months more of this?

Who’s gonna buy Trump’s Tesla?!

The bizarre idea that gold was stolen from Fort Knox comes straight from an Ian Fleming novel and a James Bond film. Which makes perfect sense, because (he cheats at golf, "he loves only gold") Donald Trump is Auric Goldfinger.

The only “golden” thing about Trump’s America is Trump’s toilet.

Maybe Tony Schwartz* should've had that 2-hour call with Putin.

*Actual author of The Art of the Deal.

Makes total sense.

Funny (and telling) that DJT recently asked, "Is Betty Buckley still alive?"

He's a year older than her.

After he leaves office, the “flying palace” will become the property of the Trump Presidential Briberary.

Trump Demands That “Jonathan Lawson” Be Recast in All Colonial Penn Ads; Suggests Mel Gibson

Breaking News during Trump 2 should be renamed Breaking Wind.

He's running the country, and the world (into the ground).

How ironic that, after two failed assassination attempts, the wound that will destroy him is self-inflicted.

Our President is playing one-dimensional chess.

It’s looking less and less likely that “Liberation Day” is going to become a national holiday…

Let’s not forget that, when Putin ordered Russian troops to surround Ukraine, Trump called it “genius.”

No, he's not Hitler -- he's Drumpf.

Not to make light of a dead serious topic… But when I first heard, “Bring Garcia back,” I thought, Wow, if medical science has come this far? It would take some weight off Weir and we could send John Mayer packing!

I hold the Trump administration in contempt; why shouldn’t the courts?

Why does it feel like we all just got diplomas from Trump University?

Remember “Wall Street Lays an Egg”? Let’s update that to “Trump Takes a Dump.”

Was it unpatriotic of me to feel sick on Liberation Day?

How about the next Bond film features a Trumpian villain and it’s called From Russia Russia Russia With Retribution?

Does Musk really want the answer to that question?