Chris Muise

The sun IS a dodecahedron but that’s besides the point, happy for you 🥹

Ohoho, I will have to seek it out then.

How much does the cucumber come through? Not exactly a food I’d associate with spice.

Thought that was a Sonic the Hedgehog standee at first

This is an unfair metaphor. Many cats show concern when their owners are in crisis.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Hers will be the generation that rises up

My daughter has spent most of her life knowing streaming as a commercial free landscape, so everything having commercials now is like watching her super villain origin story unfold. She’s big mad. Every car commercial brings her closer to wanting to destroy everything.

The logic works the same if you imagine a scenario where you have a savings account for rainy days, and when that rain comes, the bank won’t let you withdraw any, and tries to gaslight you by saying you never put anything in and that money is really the bank’s money.

“None of them paying for it.”

People on food stamps eating for free is a myth because it doesn’t provide enough money to do that in the first place and second, it’s provided by taxes that they also pay.

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

I got dinged twice by DHL for the same parcel, like, two months apart once.

!!!

Bad poetry specifically, I assume

They are certainly characters

They did a thing last night, I hear

My player character and his giant shiny Gallade

Absolutely an Alpha Shiny brag, I won’t deny it.
#PokemonLegendsZA

Wistfully remembering bygone era when you didn’t have to vet candidates for Nazi tattoos.

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Wuhhappen

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

I kind of need to stop myself at this point. My only regret is that Big Bird's legs are not compatible.

BURSTING with zingy flavour

No really, we have plans to watch (probably) Monkeybone tomorrow

Should we invite her, @threehares.bsky.social ?

My Pokemon ZA player avatar caught in a candid photo sharing coffee with a pair of barnacles

Bienvenue, power bottoms

Healthcare should be guaranteed as a human right #MedicareForAll @salaambhattiva.bsky.social

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 21

chronic pain is a sham. I did not sign up for this nonsense. where is the unsubscribe button??

@halifaxretales.bsky.social not sure if you’re on top of this or not, but apparently Robyn’s Dairy Bar will be replaced with a pizza slice joint

BREAKING: A federal judge says there is a realistic likelihood that the prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia was driven by vindictive motives — reflected in the public statements of Bondi, Blanche, Noem et al.

He has ordered discovery on the question.
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