Jordyn Armstrong

You know what, with the way this year been going…

I’ve definitely started using “weak ass ball sack” & love the look of WTF on their faces ~ that’s right, talking about you!! 🤣😂

I’ve lived in multiple states & a Thai restaurant is always nearby. They know I’m one of their regulars.

It’s my little comfort treat after a long week.

Garden 🪴 View might be the more quiet option. Where the pool 🏊🏾‍♀️ view might be busy all spring and summer.

Member of the Bitches Wanna Swoon Crew~ I was so pissed when there wasn’t a RomCom for Valentine’s Day, a slasher movie was promoted at the movies. Hell even Santa Claus was killing people last year.

Give me my holiday RomComs back!!

Beautiful & that HAIR!! ♥️❤️

I was just telling someone, we are in the dark area where Mufasa said not to go.

Oh yeah, we all the way in that elephant graveyard 🪦

Because of K dramas, captions are on all the time.

And it’s raining 🌧️ ☔️ again, the only thing to do is get home and under the covers.

They better not drag out this storyline of him telling Drew about what her parents did!!

Can he just go back home for the summer!! #GH

I had to show this to my brother. He’s the CEO of the Y back home in our small town, the pool is being renovated, and they are on his ass!!

So, just a little encouragement that his pool isn’t the only one going through it 🤣😂

@friendzonepod.bsky.social please add this to Assanté’s list of this AI bullshit!!

I just started episode 4 & how does her mom never notice how uncomfortable she is when Christian is around or brought up in conversation!!
#ForeverNetflix

I’m just now on episode 4 and I empathize with Keisha too BUT young lady you not about to have my son lying to me #ForeverNetflix

As the manager of the family group chat, it’s a mess just trying to get everyone to check in during the holidays!!

My mom celebrated a milestone birthday, I was barely hanging on gathering everyone for that.

I choose to believe that she was trying to save her father from getting hit in the face. She thought she was helping him!!
🤣😂

I’m still in love with you ♥️❤️

Our food is so poisoned, it’s illegal to eat in other countries!!

…You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress ♥️❤️

a man is holding a trumpet in front of a picture of a man playing a trumpet Alt: Denzel Washington ~ in Mo Betta Blues ~ is holding a trumpet in front of a picture of a man playing a trumpet 🎺

♥️🎺❤️🎺

They really did that book justice!!

Now wait a minute!! I don’t mean to butt into this convo BUT this has gone too far!!

Your name made me think of their more recent songs: Genie, Closest thing to perfect, How I love you & Decided.

Tesla regret sticker

I’ll add the one sitting in VA traffic 🤣😂

I know it pisses him off how people try to force him to be black 😂

When his MAGA wife disrespected him with that couples quiz, I knew then that’s a biracial white man 🤣

I’m prior ~ service military and currently work for the federal gov’t, supporting a couple of branches of the military.

And baby so many of them don’t even look good in uniform anymore. They won’t get a shape up or fix that damn uniform. Of all people, why do you all look like this!!