Grandpa Beans

No, you're welcome

He might be interested if indian country accepted him. But like my no-good grandson, he is a pariah! God-bless!

One time, me and that no-good grandson were on our way to GON and we broke down in the desert. That effer drank 32 mickeys of Jose Cuervo, tore off all his clothes (left his socks on), and started doing a rain dance. He kept sining ndn too. Anyways, he got heat stroke and we missed the powow.

My grandson read "conquest of bread" and I thougnt that fucker about gonna be a history on frybread. Anyways, I think the anti-christ is saying that calling charity mutual aid is like bringing potato salad to the potluck and calling it community action when all i ded was peel potatoes.

Holy piss! We got blizzard warning and @lakotaman.bsky.social and my grandson are up Ghost Ridge drinking! I told them fuckers that ghost stud is gonna trample them but fok all if they listen! BRING THE LINCOLN BACK WITH A FULL TANK!

What a biting commentary! Anyways, my grandson got thrown in again. Fok, he's chasing white tail (not the deer) and got too drunk and passed out in someone's yard. Anyways, you know border towns, them cops picked him up and now he's doing 30 days for criminal trespassing.

Every part of the buffalo! Aho!

DO YOU HAVE A CHAIN?! Useless grandson broke mine trying to get the Lincoln out of dipshit coulee! (Named after him)

Ho piss, lakotaham, that ain't ever your tribe! Better knock that shitf off! I may hate him but I don't want no bad medicine around my grandson. Christ alive, he already sees shit when he drinks! Last week we was muttering about the devil at town pump and I told that little fok to go pray!

@deaddoglake.bsky.social have you seen @lakotaman.bsky.social and my grandson? Them effers stole my pinto, you know that canner one? Theys riding double heading to Icks! Your cousin says you seen them! I WANT MY CANNER BACK!

Lakotaham and my grandson are friends. Last week, that no-good little bugger got the skid steer stuck in the ditch! Wouldn't you know it, we was two sheets to the wind talking in ndn tongues! I called the holy man quick but he was busy at BINGO. Grandson is fine.

Holy fuck, @lakotaman.bsky.social that does it! I told my prick grandson not to take off in the skid steer and what did he do! Took off to go to your house! I found him drunk in the ditch and the lil fok lost the keys! YOURE GONNA REPLACE THEM!

@lakotaman.bsky.social hey, lakotaham, I already told you you can't come over for dinner. You're a bad influence on my grandson. Fok, when he came from your house, he picked up scabies again! I made him sleep in the barn with Bart the mule. You owe me 17$ for the medicated cream!

I support all ndns. Except my grandson. That little fucker siphoned all the gas out my Lincoln. He doesn't even have a car! Fucker huffed that shit until he turned blue and he fell asleep in the tub!

Holy fuck, my grandson got in a wreck again! Lil prick flew through the windshield and got all scabbed up from the ROAD RASH! I'd say send prayers but that lil fok just got up and kept drinking. He got home and fell on the TV again!! Who's gonna pay for that?!

Hey lakotmanz my grandson had a question: Why you, as da lakotaman, ostensibly from a tribe that is a beacon of resistance against empire, talk so much about useless liberal white people shit? Is it a recursive activity that reinforces your fleeting, digital value?

I agree that everyone should be treated with dignity and respect. Except my grandson, I'd throw that fucker in the gulag myself if he'd just come home! I still need smokes!

Yeah, my grandson is a half-breed so I can only get angry at half of him. Little prick was supposed to change the oil in the truck but he took off instead. I found my truck up Badger, and the engine was blown! Are you going to reimburse me?

You know what else is freezing? My goddamn trailer cause my no-good grandson stole my propane heater again!

Speaking of jobless moochers, have you seen my grandson? He had an interview for the enrollment office but that little bugger never showed up!

I think my grandson (zero qualifications), should quit hiding at his woman's house and go get me my goddamn smokes! Will you please stop mdn posting and talk to him for me?

My grandson always says honor the treaties, but that little prick never read a book in his life. In fact, he seems to apply pan-indian thinking to everything he says and not once ever gets into the complex socio-political circumstances of his tribe. Anyways, I want my $10.

@lakotaman.bsky.social,
what's your enrollment number? I'm trying to fill out a hardship from the tribe for my grandson but he won't pick up.

How about you tell me where my grandson is?

I feel bad when my grandson steals my power tools and hocks them for beer money. Little fucker stole $10 too!

What about my Scottish Cree grandson? Can we deport the Scottish part and keep the Cree? Wait, nevermind, take the whole grandson.

Where's the circle at? Is my grandson there. Will you buggers quit playing ndn and go get me some cigarettes?

Or they just put us back in prison camps like I'm 'bout read to do to my goddamn grandson!

Lakotaman! I agree that my grandson is gonna be history if you don't tell me where is is hiding (I already checked the barn).

I hate my grandson but you don't see me crying about it!