I bet the person feverishly typing up trumps rants feels like they're on PCP.
"Read that back to me" could you imagine lmao
@dirtbagbistro.bsky.social
I bet the person feverishly typing up trumps rants feels like they're on PCP.
"Read that back to me" could you imagine lmao
Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.
16.11.2025 16:47 β π 1261 π 225 π¬ 6 π 4Just like every part of this is wrong except the point he inadvertently makes about offloading cognition. They are wrong about what it is to be human and live and think and make things. Ai will never do that. But its revealing they want to believe it can and should exchange humanity for jobs
17.11.2025 02:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only an economist could be this kind of stupid.
I will also do coke and go on the news to tell lies about the computer. They'll be way more fun than "humans just turn reading into English" and that's cognition
If any AI marketing guys see this post how do j get one of those jobs where you just do a bunch of coke and go on the news and just tell the most fantastic lies about computers you can come up with on the spot. I don't want to hang out with you guys but I would crush it at that job.
17.11.2025 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0there was this one episode of Intervention where this guy would do meth with his friend and they'd tromp around the woods with chainsaws looking for the perfect burl that's gonna make them rich and solve all their problems and it honestly seemed amazing. what a grand adventure
01.02.2025 11:11 β π 117 π 6 π¬ 10 π 1Best friends
26.10.2025 12:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am feverishly working on an umbrella for shoes
26.10.2025 00:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tops or bottoms?
25.10.2025 21:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0people thought they were being original
25.10.2025 20:05 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 3 π 2@willyam.bsky.social
25.10.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So the Democrats' strategy is clear: offer people no meaningful alternative and just hope voters show up in sufficient numbers to overwhelm Republican vote suppression and gerrymandering because Trump is so bad they feel compelled to vote for an opposition they rightly neither like nor trust. Great.
25.10.2025 08:37 β π 39 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0People caught up for being vile online & are always like βFormer shitposter!β
Thatβs not what shitposting is. Plus the best shitposters are people through whom their shitposts reveal glimpses of their (usually) fundamentally decent moral foundations.
A key to shitposting is Understanding Things.
I personally would not break bread with tax collectors or pedophile rapists
24.10.2025 00:16 β π 37 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0a tweet from bryan johnson (the smooth technology man who will live forever) that opens with the phrase "I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate."
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
22.10.2025 21:11 β π 3603 π 512 π¬ 151 π 123We really gotta stop conflating being a fan of something with being in a community.
23.10.2025 00:25 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Donald Trump is not a king. Heβs not even really the president.
by Stephen Miller
The crash is going to be brutal when it comes.
Robinhood says "it might offer "tokenized" equity in OpenAI. By "tokenized," Business Insider reports, Robinhood means "blockchain-enabled representations of securities like stocks." In reality, they have no connection to OpenAI equity whatsoever."
People writing about politics during Bush II noticed the EXPLICIT influence of Strauss and Schmitt - fascists - on the politics of the GOP and the president. Shops like the Federalist Society and the Heritage Foundation and Focus On The Family were in full swing. Were people asleep or something
15.10.2025 06:36 β π 26 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0"All of the bodies arrived at the facility with their hands and legs cuffed, the hospital said. The remains were being held in refrigerators in Israel and came with numbers marking them, rather than names"
45 dead Palestinians
www.cnn.com/world/live-n...
Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art
14.10.2025 21:10 β π 8424 π 2801 π¬ 2 π 48Real halcyon days buying incredibly potent drugs from cute hippies in Dolores park circa 2007 and not having to know who any of these fucking freaks are
15.10.2025 07:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it helps to know that dee dated a notorious alt right guy who was obsessed with porn culture.
14.10.2025 19:00 β π 612 π 87 π¬ 15 π 3This is the most redpilled shit I've ever heard
14.10.2025 23:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Catch me levitating at the times sq Dave and busters muttering William Blake poems like
14.10.2025 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump branded gold flaked Speedball's. A massive dose Pharma grade coke, covid vax, cortizone, a touch of mescaline all diluted into an electrolyte rich intravenous fluid and a fistful of benzos for the comedown in a gold plated belt buckle
14.10.2025 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I want whatever cocktail of drugs they're giving trump that brings him from the edge of death pleading to get into heaven to talking bout communism failing for thousands of years
14.10.2025 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There's something so revealing about a long time Soros finance guy making moves like this in this administration while the Stephen miller and trump do an antisemitic ventriloquist act where "Soros backed leftist groups" are designated as terrorists
14.10.2025 01:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Isn't he busy with like 10th stage cancer or whatever
14.10.2025 01:44 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theres a throughline between this sentiment and the weakness of institutions built on norms
14.10.2025 01:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0