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Back in action with takes on the marching arts. All of them. Every last one.
Oh the grand old Duke of York!
He had ten million quid!
He gave it to someone he “never met”
For something he “never did”!
Get to tapping!
18.02.2026 10:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will it make it better or worse if I say “Only SCV needs a cymbal line. The rest are for the people who aren’t good enough for real percussion playing.”?
18.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey drummers, you know what you need to do now:
youtube.com/shorts/jxjgC...
Are we still mad about the slow death of marching cymbals in DCI, or was that a 2019 thing?
17.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I’m convinced Boston’s show last year was designed with “second screens” in mind, eg - people are looking at their phones and only look up for the gimmicks.
13.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Show announcement reaction: Music City - “Venomorphosis”
Sleep Token?
Are we going to be moody teens this year? 🤣
And the rest is an original composition. That’s a lot of writing to play to empty stands.
Boomer Midlife Crisis: Get a mistress and a Mercedes
Millennial Midlife Crisis: Buy all the things that would have made you happy as a kid
Now I’m off to rearrange my Power Rangers toys, leave me be while we combine the Megazord.
Summer Olympics: running, jumping, throwing, backflips
Winter Olympics: go as fast as you can, barely controlled, on a dangerous surface.
I have to applaud The Academy.
You’ve outlived all the drum corps that deserve to be here instead.
Saw a post today that said “They need to bring back the Glassmen!”
Uh sir, who is “they”?
v1.111 is live today!
We've upgraded our Age Assurance system to comply with upcoming laws in Australia and other regions, and to restore access to people over 18 in Mississippi.
Plus, we fixed some bugs and laid the groundwork for improved "who to follow" suggestions in the near future.
Because these audible ads keep being forced on me, I’ll respond:
The only reason they’re re-recording the Harry Potter audio books is due to Rowling being mad at Stephen Fry for calling out her TERF bullshit.
Don’t buy it.
Mandarins not fielding a corps in 2026 ☹️
Source: Corps Instagram
Oh shit I didn’t prepare! The big day is in 1 hour 40 mins!
10.09.2025 12:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Ok my marching arts folks,
It’s marching band season for real.
Share your band with me so I can enjoy and/or roast it too
I know I sound like a broken record, but the level of achievement in Open Class is so good, especially compared to back in the day when I marched.
Div 2/3 was leagues behind Div 1. OC now is right on the heels of the big dogs now.
Where will the go next, I wonder?
11.08.2025 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations to Cadets staff for their latest victory
10.08.2025 10:25 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
FINALS IS STILL HAPPENING, TROOPERS! Calm down! The corpse isn’t even cold yet!
Anyway, Troopers have announced their 2026 program before the 2025 season is done.
It’s Finals day and I’m like 18,000 kms away 😭
10.08.2025 00:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1The Mandarins must have a meet up with the two International Class groups from Beijing
06.08.2025 08:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh shit is it finals week already?!
06.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Positive spin - doing so helps the rest of us know who to avoid
04.08.2025 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rule 1 of all DCI Brass arrangers (apparently):
Trombones are for loud, raggedy glissandos and NOTHING ELSE
Unpopular Non-Marching Arts Opinion Nobody Asked For:
I love Star Trek Discovery and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Feel like starting a fight.
Who has the worst uniforms this year and why?
Only salty answers
Adult baby formula
29.07.2025 00:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
