Steve Dave's Fossil Chops

Oh shit I need to put my garlic in the ground.

With all the evidence in existence showing us that ICE agents are just as (or even more) braindead as traditional law enforcement, we could simply confuse them into beating and attacking local/state cops by us civilians just dressing the same as local/state cops.

Riot cops standing a street with less-lethal weapons, and one in a gas mask has a cloud of pepper dust around his helmet.

Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;

A super jacked blue jays fan

A goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie

Everyone is talking about butt plug shirt guy, but don’t sleep on the super jacked dude behind him

I think @homefield.bsky.social needs more band shirts, and maybe some drum corps shirts. HINT HINT

3D printers: WE NEED YOU! If you have a printer, start making whistles for your community. Volunteers of ours have been printing and passing them out across communities, over 200 have been handed out so far!

Tomorrow is Monday the 13th? That somehow seems worse than a Friday.

Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu." Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."

Ultimately, the death of US manufacturing is about this attitude. It's easy to say "buy american or stfu" because virtue signaling is free. But it's hard to actually sustain a business because many Americans simply don't want to pay what it costs to produce things ethically in this country

"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!

Depending on the age of the truck, you're probably right. But still, WOOF.

Chiefs are playing so it's an ideal time to go walk the dog.

7 GRAND? For what??

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

Go Seattle, go Milwaukee, fuck everyone else, especially the Dodgers.

PENN STATE DID WHAT?!? FOR HOW MANY DOLLARS?!?! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

No we don't want anymore of that in the Big XII, we already have Deion

Egg(s), bacon, sausage, hash browns, and/or cheese.

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training. FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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I cannot wait to hear the outcome of this decision on Tuesday's recording.

THAT'S WHAT THE ASTERISK IS FOR, HILLARY

How many times will @soletssay.bsky.social play the Texas sound effect on the Sunday episode of @sickoscommittee.org? We'll set the betting line at 3.

Tuna fish*
Marie Antoinette
Abba - Dancing Queen

*Unless it's fresh. Otherwise it makes me gag from the smell alone.

A picture of the tifo that has the text Teal Pony Club with Michelle Cooper on a pony

Amazing work from @kcbluecrew.com here

More. Of. This. Any city that allows a corporation to build a data center will be unlivable within a year of construction.

Fun fact: last week I got my royalty statement. It was for the last 6 months, and it was for my two books that have been banned.

Just so you know how rich we get off banned books, that check was a whopping $51.

No, not a badge of honor. No, not money-making. KIDS JUST LOSE ACCESS TO BOOKS.

RETVRN to the I-Formation and fat-guy touchdowns (Army is already doing it, why not your team?)

Pirating isn't theft if purchasing isn't ownership 🤸

Mizzou stopping Bama on the 1 would be neat, but I suspect this ain't gonna be their last goal-line stand.

Seriously, I don't understand the yuppie suburban hype around Trader Joe's. Their selection is trash, half their stuff is white-labelled garbage you find anywhere else, and their produce is...not all that great (I've seen Aldi have better produce at times).

I cannot stress this strongly enough: Support your local theatre, café, bookstore, bakery, and library. We breathe life into these places when we support them. They need us, and more importantly, we need them.