possum orb🪑🫀

I really don’t think even the coolest, most progressive men understand the base level of hostility women experience just existing publicly— social media, dating apps, public transit, everywhere. Like you think male loneliness is bad, imagine being lonely AND harassed

type in “hygiene olympics” to youtube and you’ll see multiple videos from black women talking about this phenomenon

i’ve seen black women talk about the social pressure to be clean, calling it the “hygiene olympics” or “performative cleanliness”. racists think poc (particularly women, idk how strongly this applies to men) are dirty so they work extra hard to be clean

the sun is like an abusive mother

why are there so many companies named aura and why are they always sponsoring youtubers

forcing myself to take a half-day by replaying this quote in my head

i just realized he might name search on here… it would be embarrassing for me if he saw this but definitely not as embarrassing as it would be to have that written on my guitar

i think the most offensive thing about hank green is his guitar that says “this machine pwns noobs” in the shape of woody guthrie’s “this machine kills fascists”. i generally respect him but that guitar makes it very difficult

protip: wait for your eyelashes to fully dry after crying before trying to curl them

Gooners for God 🙌

i guess ben stiller has loved creepy ass hallways since at least 2018

Me, lying in bed: “wow this is just like what former Beach Boys member Brian Wilson did”

doing something kinda gay and saying “yes homo tho”

doctor

why do ads say “up to zero” like that basically means nothing 😭

cat asleep on my lap but i have to go to class 💔 this world is so cruel

i hear underworks good quality

i’ve been outed

i’m not a furry, i’m something even weirder

My 15yo convinced my 11yo to watch The Fly with him. Apparently she loved it so much she wrote a review.

compensating by looking *really* hard at all the trans people i know

is it stolen valor to be cis and born on trans visibility day? does my existence contribute to trans invisibility?

oh no 😭 measuring is easy but finding bras that fit is tedious and expensive, i wish u luck 🫡

congratulations? i hope u have some good bras lol

@2toesup.bsky.social i never watch jacks lives but i heard from a friend u were talking about severance and i stopped what i was doing to find and rewind the stream to hear ur thoughts. u are always and forever cooler and funnier than ur husband 🙏

F.D.A. Reinstates Fired Medical Device, Food and Legal Staffers The agency changed course just days after firing employees who oversee the safety of food and life-sustaining medical devices. Dozens of workers said they and others were back at work Monday.

Got a bunch of food and device safety folks back at FDA. Every win is a goddamn win.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/s...

(archive.ph/G1EGn)

swept the floor while wearing roller skates, i wonder how many other people have done that before

Bruce animatronic from Jaws (1975)

Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

gay son or thot daughter

everybody get skrunk