Lola Sebastian

published 2013!!!

look i grew up in & around Portland, Oregon during the stomp clap era and if you think “Home” is the worst song of all time lol, lmao even

The smiley face and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

My new video, "Why Are They Yellow?", is about the history of yellow skin in media. It's out on YouTube... for now 😰

youtu.be/Vio9Yr0x4YY

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Me n who n who n who

i’m in an intense poetry workshop rn that is refining me into a much sharper writer but unfortunately it’s also revealed that my best work is funny and psychosexual. brutal! i always wanted to be aloof, sparse, and intangible but i guess my relationship with my father is just too healthy 💔

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finally good music journalism

i knew this one would get you hahaha

ON THE FOURTH DAY WE GOT TO ALMOST 10K

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i kept my pronouns and my sex secret and people generally assumed i was a trans guy or didnt think about it at all. now im a woman and suddenly people need to tell me to read books ive already read

i love when tiktok scammers send me messages like this. “your Aura is covered with dark clouds...” actually i have been told by every one of my friend’s moms that my aura is clear, piercing, and richly colored since birth… so joke’s on you, bozo…

people think hannibal is sideshow bob tbh

the problem with good stories is they’re about dynamic characters who change. so as much as I’d like to be all Homer Simpson?? maybe half of all Simpsons episodes are about him unlearning his ignorance. so which Homer: the one giving up his dental plan? or the one who’s a union leader in the end?

what a selection!!!

if you’re in need of an Emoji Movie review by a butch/femme couple who are deeply in love…. you’re gonna have a great day Wednesday

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i have seen Romeros!! just not your favorite ones

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saw this at the thrift today and i can’t stop thinking about it

bart: They should call this book Johnny Deformed

EARLY ACCESS: Why Are They Yellow? | Lily Alexandre Get more from Lily Alexandre on Patreon

good evening good people. my new video is out on patreon: WHY ARE THEY YELLOW?

the phrase “men getting laid” gives the game away. you mean… fucking? the act in which two or more people tend to be involved? the grievance here is really a lack of “access” to women’s bodies which they feel entitled to possess. kinda hilarious when dudes blame their own sexlessness on politics.

aww 😭 how cute ❤️ it’s from “It’s a Wonderful Life” - the main character is deaf in one ear. probably my favorite film.

When I received rape/death threats in the mail regarding an online drama, the officer just shrugged and told me not to post so much on social media.

Realizing I'm a self-aware animal with very little separation between myself and my dirt-farming ancestors is actually a huge relief because damn, I'm an ape in a t-shirt, I don't need to hold myself to these impossible standards

gonzo the great

happy birthday to my fiancée, Tali, the person dearest to me ❤️ we think it’s funny to post pictures of Gonzo & Camilla on occasions. joke’s a few years old but i’m keeping it alive because she really does dress like this… also heyheyheyyy c'maahn she’s a little guy, she’s just a little guyy, noo,

Making dream travel plans in case I ever go to Europe some day. Does anyone know where I can find some truly awful meat pies? I really wanna try the worst pies in London

Get more from Lily Alexandre on Patreon creating video essays about art and gender

it's not what the video's about, but it's true, i DO need wisdom tooth surgery. pretty desperately 😩

if you'd like to free me from my toothy prison (and get the video tomorrow!), head over to patreon.com/lily_lxndr

Josie's post being taken down

Note to self:

Don't post a screenshot of the opening lyrics to the song "Everybody's Got the Right" from the Sondheim musical "Assassins"