Anton Damianos

OMG Australia gave 12 of their points to Greece. As a Greek Australian, this is a level of national pride I never thought I’d feel. #eurovision

Him: nice cock

Me, uncut: thanks it has pockets

Congratulations to the Gulf of America on her transition 🏳️‍⚧️

Susie Toot is doing great, why are they giving her that music?

Don’t blame the people who voted for him. Blame those who didn’t vote at all.

At a certain point, sane, decent Americans need to accept their role in this. Otherwise it's just more empty thoughts and prayers.

a couple of red peppers are sitting on top of a pile of greenery on a wooden deck . Alt: The ruby slippers disappearing and the wicked witch of the east's legs shrinking under dorothy's house.

Only Dorothy can truly slay the house down boots.

Katy Perry on drag race is such propaganda. RuPaul may be for sale, but I am not. You will not frack our hearts and minds!

If you don’t stick to it you’re just in it for the accessories

Ok ok, he is hot. But he also slayed a pig in the streets. So he’s probably good at farming.

So just a prick with an evil plan?

😜

Today, for the first time, I dry-brined and spatchcocked a turkey. That included cutting out the spine and breaking the sternum. I will never recover. According to the vet, neither will the turkey.

Don’t worry, we make it up with pay disparity.

That I knew 😆

This secret affair just adds to the suspicion…

‘We all know our party is full of rapists and pedophiles so if you don’t let my second favorite rapist pedophile take the spot atop our entire justice system, I’ll tell everyone about all of you other rapist pedophiles.’

— Marge Greene

I did not know that was an interest area but I’d be glad to trade

So many flavors of kombucha and in the end they all taste like feet.

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This is Mitwood 😺

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