Texas’ greatest contribution to the rest of the US is just fucking shit up for everyone else all the time.

Some of the young ones should keep Schumer in line. Man is sweating with a vein popping out of his forehead, feverishly eager to give the Trump regime everything they want.

Ah yes, the real threat: people struggling with drug addiction and the directly related mental health issues.

Sorbitol, and I feel like slightly xylitol, gives me a bad headache every time. And it tastes terrible.

The best outcome we could expect. Ut was that or twisting and bastardizing his legacy, disrespecting the man for selfish grifting.

All the kids in foster care and people who have the privilege of that much disposable income choose to spend it bringing more people into this country in its current state? What kind of ego do you need to insist that your child looks like you? Could put that money towards something good.

Military recruitment ads haven’t been uncle Sam punching Hitler for a long time; they advertise that taxpayers will cover your healthcare and free checks, and the people who join nowadays are looking to make a buck, they won’t do anything to risk their benefits. For the most part, robots.

Well, he always has murder. But the Danes would shoot back, so he’s just throwing a hissy fit.

Trump has to wait on Netanyahu, one of his main handlers, to tell him when it’s time (whenever it’s the most politically beneficial for their interests). Their personal gain comes before saving lives.

I hate almost everything that pedo does, but this is a (tiny) win. People act like obesity is the ONLY health issue. I have a hard time holding weight and was always calorie deficient to the point of almost fainting in school at times. Now, when you take away the free lunches I needed to GET milk…

He’s well known to ignore the word “no” in his physical relations with women and children, I doubt it’s any different now, except his bafflingly unearned ego is publicly at stake.

Not gonna write a paragraph to explain a simple joke to you.

Yeah but the women are SHOWING UP now that they have a representative in the leadership, which is woke shit!

Nahhhh we don’t want then, we’ll leave it out on the curb, trash comes Tuesdays if anyone wants it.

He’s a pedophile. Anything terrible he does is, at worst, a lateral move.

Definitely metaphorical; that ancient chub is long dead and rotting. We remember what that pornstar he embezzled money to sleep with said about it.

Oh god, I see it.