tomatoanus

at a culver’s right now, that’s what’s up

bird box broke me

A compilation of statements regarding Shayy Preface We, a collective group of Shayy’s victims and former friends, accuse Shayy of actions including but not limited to sexual assault, sexual harassment, grooming, orbiting fans until they’re of ...

CW: Sexual assault, sexual harrassment, grooming, abuse

While in the community, Shayy has committed reprehensible acts including grooming multiple fans and assaulting their now ex-partner. They are an active danger to the community. Please read

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If you don't like the orcs' wawas I'm sorry we can't be friends

2 seconds gone, 10 to go

on an absolutely generational run as of late

YouTube video by tomatoangus resident evil 3 thumbnail timelapse

and here da timelapse youtu.be/n8uykigsEg8

yesterday we got our first New Vegas pb since March. still have 12 seconds to save though.

Literally just @bryonato.bsky.social and @tomatoanus.bsky.social

youtu.be/7QqjFIFmt6g

sorry to edge you, but i actually meant TOMORROW

cummin tomorrow

You know in Hypnospace Outlaw when one of the 12-year-old kids makes a website for why he's awesome and another kid in his class sucks? This is just that.

pretty solid last four. feel like i got some sequels to watch.

A conjoined twin tomato, having formed a literal tomato-anus, of sorts. The background is full of kitchen-clutter, as well as a cutting board with chopped tomatoes and a kitchen knife.

Betters shot of said "tomato anus" or booty.

@tomatoanus.bsky.social I may have accidentally found your doppelganger in the flesh, whilst prepping my soup 🤣 - 🍅🍑

#tomatoanus

“When they rob us of art and emotion, that leads us towards the aesthetics of fascism. In this film, all the sets are real, the decor is human-sized, there are painstakingly created miniatures... It’s there to remind us that art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go fuck itself!”

greetings from Delicate Steve

you ever see a nude Legate Lanius?

Witcher 2 and I will not elaborate

the thing i love most about megabonk is that it looks exactly like a fake game someone would play in a tv show or movie

I'M CO-COMMENTATING THE FAKE-BASEBALL WORLD SERIES IN UNDER AN HOUR.

BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE

www.twitch.tv/bryonato

LESS THAN ONE HOUR

Tommy and I at AGDQ 24

BFBL Playoff Bracket

Tomorrow marks the Fake Baseball Season 20 finale, and I'll have @tomatoanus.bsky.social in the broadcast booth with me to send us off!

Tune in tomorrow at 2pm PST/5pm EST for the Fake Baseball World Series as the Victoria Foresters take on Golondrinas Valencia in a winner-take-all best of 7 series

Our Response to Mississippi’s Age Assurance Law - Bluesky A new Mississippi law requires us to block full access to Bluesky unless all users complete age checks. We have concerns about this law’s implementation.

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A Speedway gas station, but the “eedw” in the sign is out.

Bob Barker be like

A Speedway gas station, but the “eedw” in the sign is out.

Bob Barker be like

YouTube video by tomatoangus Fallout 3 Any% speedrun in 13:54

link to the vod. likely my biggest pop off i've ever had as a speedrunner. youtu.be/jcv-ad4fses

Webcam of tomatoanus standing up from his office chair while screaming. Below him are his Fallout 3 splits, final time 13:54.99, 8.5 seconds better than his previous personal best. Heart rate reads 111 BPM. World record holder HydreiZoniX_ (13:50) in chat saying LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

heart pounding, arms trembling, but we execute. SECOND PERSON TO EVER SUB14 FALLOUT 3. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO