M. Gordon

I hate when I try to get myself feeling better and start my day and have some coffee and then I'm in pain but awake about it

Too tired to go out but also I need my gauze and the easiest next meal I can make needs a carrot. I hope the dasher gets a kick out of my extremely goofy order of a pack of gauze and three carrots.

Never understood the point of a bean and cheese burrito with nothing else, but I made my own refried beans out of cranberry beans and used a fresh tortilla and now I get how it's enough just as that.

I like how this timeline enabled Worthikids “Wire” to play a scary clown girl badass heroic landing almost completely straight. That moment required literally every step on the continuum and in that order.

It has taken over a week but I have finally figured out how to dress the wound on my knee such that it is adequately covered, flexes with my knee so I can sit normal* and walk, and doesn't irritate the wound or stick to it. I hope I never need this info again.

*fire log pose, not actually normal

Had a dream there was discourse accusing an actor of pretending to be an actor just to win an award. People were debating the ethics of “stealing” the award from a “real” actor by winning it. I was so baffled I woke myself up.

Free idea: give your worldbuilding project sophant a weird cultural hang up that makes all their art of one specific something comically inaccurate. Like those creepy adult man Jesus babies.

Neighbor walking up and down the hall shouting at the top of her lungs but I still couldn't make out anything she was saying. I blasted Oops I Did It Again on my phone and pressed it against the door until she shut up.

Had a migraine, slept like, 6 hours, lost my entire day, now tired and achy. Trying to apply the "never trust how you feel about your life after 9PM" to postrdromal migraine malaise.

Did you know you can just build things?

bsky.app/profile/pron...

I decided to do 24 hour comics day the day after, but about the designated day, but also about today, but I'll probably finish it on a third day from the designated day, because since when has time ever been real to me. Dragging you all into hell with me.

Between healing and bandage adjustments I have managed to be able to sit cross cross applesauce again yay

Just sometimes it's hard not to be aware I have no backup plan. If this were to make it hard to ride a bike to get groceries when we eventually run out I'd just have to figure it out anyway. There's no plan B.

I think my knee injury was more serious than I initially thought. I was sure by now it's be a painless scab but this morning it was hot to the touch, weepy and still extremely painful. I cleaned it again and dressed it more seriously and it's better but the whole thing scares me

Any part of Knifin' Around is liable to pop into my head at any time, but especially "everything gets married. Even animals and spiders."

I grew up in a hoarder house so I'm coming at research in a kind of... person who was in a car accident researching the history of seat belts type of way, filling in the parts direct experience maybe wouldn't have shown light on

Step one: consider including a hoarder situation in a story
Step two: request book about hoarding from library
Step three: book becomes available as you are looking at the accumulation of sparkling water cans around you
Step four: recognition of self through the other followed by dealing with cans

happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.

I’ve been searching etsy for orgone pyramids just to look at them for years. They’re just pretty is all

Yeah by the time the wound heals it kind just falls off on its own like a scab would

It's basically like when you're a kid and cover your hand with elmer's glue and it dries into a weird plasticy skin, except in this case that is the intended use and it was designed and tested for the purpose

why liquid bandage gotta sting like that, fuck 😣

Beware of baristas that don’t know what an Italian soda is, after explaining the concept, you might receive a soda that is half syrup and half flat seltzer

Halp one of the bike shop dogs wants to lick my bleeding knee lmao

Half way to the bike shop my rear wheel jammed and I fell off my bike in the middle of crossing a street and skinned my knee. I was pretty miserable for the remaining limping walk to the shop but they have two dogs here who insisted on playing tug of war and it was hard to stay depressed after that

It's going to be 55F today, I am accepting the nature of the current climate of my region despite memories of 1990 haunting me, and swapping back to wearing converse.

I mix miralax into her wet food, for her own health and comfort since she has mild constipation otherwise - unfortunate but common side effect of aging is gut motility not being ideal (true of humans too!)

AWW FUCK I just noticed that somehow in the trip home I lost my bungee net. February is kicking my ass and it's only the fucking 2nd.

They don't have one available to the public, but I'm hoping a bike shop that sells their products might have a kit like that, or something not from that manufacturer that's close enough. Guess we'll just have to see!

My bike rack broke 🥲 the front bracket snapped. The rack has a lifetime guarantee but requires you to go through the shop that ordered it for you and they went out of business. Guess I'm gonna havta see if another bike shop can fix it for me...