Like I need to recreate the paddle scene from Marty Supreme now

I should’ve gone to that 9 and up party

There’s something about whiskey that always makes me wanna sit on a man’s lap and get turned out

RT

I forgot how much I love cooking for other people lmao

Hmmm

Need a man to rest his head on my ass for mental health reasons

Yes?

My life was less stressful when I was acting insane and bottoming exclusively for tall hung twink tops

Told this man if he’s gonna want to continue being Fwbs he’s gonna have to start topping. He’s such a “oh it’s too much” stop and start bottom

I feel so powerful lmao

Why are men like this?

Wine horny and wandering around Brooklyn

Maybe I should turn this into my alt

Got hit with the urge to pierce my nipples again

Lemme message this man to see about a horse

Need to be topped by a bottom asap

I have some questions

Okay I’m actually sick of eating my body weight in protein and fiber

Awww

Hate that when I can’t sleep my first thought is “I should really get railed til can’t walk for a day or two”. That’ll fix things

See you then!

When do you land?

Very fair

I knew you’d support my needs

Can’t sleep. Should I hit this couple up who’s been trying to DP and breed me?

I knew I love shoshana bean for a reason

True

Lemme pick at your sebhorric dermatitis so I know it’s real

My man my man my man