fumbling bee

if Futa Fix: Dick Dine and Dash isn't at least nominated at the game awards I will be killing myself immediately

convinced i hit my head when brexit happened and have just hallucinated a decade of politics

im an inkpilled tattoocel now

Transsexual gets tattoo; vows "never again"

holy hell i hurt

the nap that leads to you? more like the crap that leads to poo

getting my penis inverted at claire's

straight outta notes app

fitness guy who makes his newborn do burpees

me at the nhs staff after I lash my back down to the bone and get sent to a&e

*flagellating skin from back for sixth time today* ya

do you fw br*tish loser trannies

@ everyone who only reads worm up to the leviathan arc

it's ok if you have autism and all but id recommend having canontism first so your fanfic is properly sourced

i'm seated. the youtube employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not December yet" but i'm simply too seated

i wear my grandma's clothes
i feel homosexualtranssexual

we trannies may not have much but at least we have noah caldwell-gervais

perverse cowgirl is this anything

Dexter reboot but instead of a serial killer with a code he's a paedophile who only targets bullies

see you down the boozer then innit. first round on me. a-bosh.

a close up of a cat 's face laying on a bed next to a lamp . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face laying on a bed next to a lamp .

cuomo literally brought up hasan's 9/11 take out of nowhere

people (my employees) are saying im the rupi kaur of performance improvement plans

Batman: Alfred, can you fetch me a porno?

Alfred: the one with Kim Kardashian, mastah Wayne?

Batman, tearing up: nobody gets me like you do

glad to see zohran mamdani disavow hasan piker. if kamala harris had denounced hasan then maybe I would have voted for her. democrats need to get with the program and vote on a universal disavowal of mr pecker.

my hierarchy of needs is currently "go and get slaughtered on half a dozen pints" yet it remains unfulfilled. such is life.

pvt tranny reporting for electrolysis!!

how I feel during this interaction

finally i can use the gif

many people thing the bonnie blue bang bus is a demonic vehicle for sexual hedonism, when in actuality if you trace her route onto a map it forms a powerful land acknowledgement

going incestuous for halloween so I can pump my kin

going bisexual for halloween so I can pump a king