Lumi Olivier, but x-rated

Hearing fucking Kill Tony on a loop in my basement is driving me bat shit. This whole day started out so well and now, I need to stab. Fuck me….

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Good morning, Blue💕
Well...I haven't had my gallbladder for a week as of today. I still kind of feel like shit, but I'm definitely mending. And I'm glad that I'm definitely mending. Shit sucks. But I still have another Mother's Love chapter for you, K? #amwriting #writingcommunity #writersky

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Good morning, Blue💕
Hey! Look at me, actually at my computer! Because I can walk again. And I can sit upright. I can't fully sit normal like I do at my desk, but I digress. Baby steps in the right direction. Anyway, who wants a new Mother's Love chapter? #amwriting #writingcommunity #writersky

A shit ton of healing milestones today. I’m fucking exhausted.

Good night, Blue💋

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So my mom was watching the Packers/Panthers game. I was tuning it out for the most part. I don’t really care about football. But when I look up…and one of my hometown team’s players just hit me with a room…shambles…I had to go back to fucking confirm. I’m so weirdly happy.

Good morning, Blue💕
Ah. Yes. It’s…it’s not morning. But that’s alright. You know what else? Even on day…5 on the couch, I still have a planner spread to show you…that’s later, though. The little table next to me is kind of a disaster right now…

Alright, kids. Time to do some drugs. That make my pain go away and make me go night night.

Good night, Blue💋

Towel Man is a St. Louis legend. And we love him. Slinging rally towels over the rail at every home game since 1994. 💙

This is fucking delightful youtu.be/pq-SJ-H2xTo?...

This may be a little local, but to whoever came up with the Legends Lane CarShield commercials deserves a raise. I need that to be a real thing.

Good morning, Blue💕
With love from your resident sickly Victorian child. Who is doing marginally better. I should be fully moving by the end of the weekend. I may attempt a shower tonight. But to those of you tackling writing a book this month, I’m right there with you, babes. Good luck.

Ok. I’m melatonin’d out. I’m wrapped in my blankies. I’m here for my pregnancy pillow. It’s time for bed.

Good night, Blue💋

He doesn’t have cool hats, Val. He has a coin collection and a chip on his shoulder!

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Me: *has a full on breakdown*
Who shall remain nameless: Is this just because you’re in a lot of pain right now?
Me:

Can the fucking hospital leave me the fuck alone for a while and let me heal? Goddamn. You’ll get your money when you fucking get it. Get off my ass.

Good morning, Blue💕
Don’t mind me. Just gnawing on my cracker. Slowly. Incrementally. All while the dogs look on, wanting a cracker of their own. I’ve had two so far! It’s a good day…

YOOOOOO! I just made a decent walk from my couch to my bathroom, changed my jammies, AND got back down with almost no difficulties for the first time since I woke up Tuesday morning! Yay, me! Enough excitement for today.

Good night, Blue💋

a cartoon of a man with a beard holding a sandwich with a bite taken out ALT: a cartoon of a man with a beard holding a sandwich with a bite taken out

He’s got a pretty face and a hot voice. And he’s a huge dork. I mean…

I LOVE MY HUSBAND AND HIS STUPID HATS

Good not morning, Blue 💕
I still feel like hell. I can’t get my big boy painkillers refilled. But I got my cartoons. I got my small creature comforts. And HELLO. MY HUSBAND JUST POPPED UP ON SCREEN. Excuse the glare…but…BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

Good night, Blue 💋

Fucking financial vultures. Not out of the hospital 12 hours, just waking up from a nap, and they’re begging me for money. Can you fucking not?

Good morning, Blue💕
Kept pain meds down this morning. But that might have been from the graham cracker I ate this morning. Just woke up from nap number two today. But I got a new Happy Endings chapter coming later. K? #amwriting #writingcommunity #writersky

Thanks, babe🩷
There’s the SFW evidence I’m short an organ. But I think I should be good in the next couple days. At least I sure as fuck hope so. (Other one has a little bit of underboob going on…)

I feel like absolute shit, my babies. But hey, my gallbladder’s out of my body and that’s all that matters now. My almost 4 year long nightmare is over.

Good night, Blue💋

Ahh the milk bar. When you just need to blow off some steam.

They’re yellow, by the way

This isn’t the way I thought I’d get my first pair of grippy socks, but here we are.