mick jogger

i’m baked not cooked

Screenshot showing Amy McGrath follows terrible people like Brianna Wu, Jonathan Chait, and Matt Yglesias

LOL you're gonna lose so hard, but hey at least you'll pull resources from better candidates

THERE ALWAYS SAYEN TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR BUT I DONT KNOW ANY ONE WHO HAS "A DOCTOR" LMAO LIKE IF THEY POP THERE BACK OUT THEY MIGHT GO TO A DOCTORS OFFICE TO BEG FOR A MRI, BUT THE DOCTOR AINT SENDING THEM CARD'S AFTERWARDS LOL ,IMAGINE IF YOU GOT "CHECK UP" WHERE YOU GO IN TO THE DOCTERS IF THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU, ONE TIME I WENT TO THE DOCTERS AND THE MOTHER FUCKER OPENS UP WEB MD, LIKE I DIDENT DO THAT BEFORE I CAME IN , SO JUST SAVE US ALL SOME TIME AND LET WEB MD GIVE ME ANTIBIOTICS, IF THERS NO EFFECTIVE MEDICAL CARE FOR MOST OF THE COUNTREY THEN JUST LET ME BUY THE PILLS DIRECTLY FROM THE PILL STORE!!!!! IM TIRED OF THE LAW BINDING AND NOT PROTECTING ME!!! IF I AINT GETTING PROTECTED THEN DONT BIND MY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!! IF WERE DOIN THE POCALYPSE THEN LEGALIZA ALL DRUG'S AND GIVE ME THE RADIOACTIVE BEANS FROM FALL OUT!!!!! ILL EAT A DAMB GIANT ROACH IF IT MEANS I NO LONGER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE WORD "DEDUCTIBLE" AND DA TEXT SAYS "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR , IM AMERICAN, I DONT HAVE A DOCTOR, WHEN I GET SICK OR HURT I GO TO A BUILDIGN THAT USE TO BE A PIZZA HUT, AND I PAY A GUY $176 TO CALL ME FAT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TALK TO "MY DOCTOR" LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

linda yaccarino ass post

Meme of a skelly with a fidget spinner squirt bottle LISSEN UP LIBERL SOYBOY CUCK ONE MORE CHARLIE: KIRK JOKE OUTTA YOU AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SUCK MY OWN DICK

bluesky’s exec team be like:

threads (derogatory)

if you understand this you should probably log off

jay marty'd link

“it should be illegal to make fun of me!”

"hey everybody, remember that time i allowed racial slurs in user handles and people got mad?"

oh hell yeah, remind everyone of how you allowed racial slurs in user handles. this is going great!

this sucks shit

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

true story: i was at home watching a rangers v padres game one night and my partner walks in and genuinely asks "why are the rangers playing a team of ups drivers?"

UPS ass team

we truly live in a golden age for dork ass losers

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

YALL

a piss girl, a burp girl, a dump girl, and puke girl all in the premiere?!?

#survivor #survivor49

"At my funeral, nobody came
Everybody knew my shit was lame
At my funeral, no one even cried
No one even showed up 'cause I'm a bad guy"

he's got a really long refractory period

have evil people always been such cringey dorks?

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

remember kids, this bullshit gets you nothing but fired anyway

jimmy kimmel was the moderate compromise

time to bring back torrents

i couldn't even listen to "secular" music growing up

Perpetual Adoration, by Julianna Barwick & Mary Lattimore track by Julianna Barwick & Mary Lattimore

Julianna Barwick and Mary Lattimore collaborating on Perpetual Adoration #indie #ambient #music 🎧
marylattimoreharpist.bandcamp.com/track/perpet...

instead they're always connecting really weird, disparate things like "hurricanes are caused by the gays"

i'm not a god believer, but if i was it seems like it would be hard not to connect a guy getting shot while arguing against gun control under a banner that says "prove me wrong" as like a sign or something