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Union rep at the dick sucking factory I make ambient synth tunes https://mickjogger.bandcamp.com/ Check out my band of merry weed smokers @thebuttcuts.bsky.social

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Latest posts by mickjogger.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sabrina with a gun

Sabrina with a gun

the plan; teach Sabrina Carpenter about communism

05.12.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 685    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 14

chiaroscuro ass photo

05.12.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no one has ever been more buyable

05.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"He can't be bought!" yeah unless you give him a small shiny piece of metal

05.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)

05.12.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4456    πŸ” 1475    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 22
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House and they deleted their tweet

Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House and they deleted their tweet

Sabrina Carpenter is now our President. Sorry, don't make the rules

05.12.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 656    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 8

that happened to me too! i can't stop reading in his voice

05.12.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors

05.12.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1272    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 20

look just because she's cringe doesn't mean she's not hot

04.12.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shhhh you'll wake him

04.12.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œP.E.M.D.A.S
PLEASE EXCUSE MY dark ambient SWAG”

a picture of bugs bunny cartoon looking swagged out

β€œP.E.M.D.A.S PLEASE EXCUSE MY dark ambient SWAG” a picture of bugs bunny cartoon looking swagged out

04.12.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 722    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all β€œI sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

03.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10679    πŸ” 2198    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 45

those sure are words

03.12.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"oh yeah? oh yeah? well you're....hot"

03.12.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
handcrafted meme featuring dumb.baby's profile photo, which is a cute cartoon animal wearing a black, white, and pink jester hood with a pink skull icon on a pink and purple cityscape background. The text says: Mark Cuban give Cory one million dollars
you don't need it
it would be funny
chance to get right with god (if religious)
she earned it as much as you did

handcrafted meme featuring dumb.baby's profile photo, which is a cute cartoon animal wearing a black, white, and pink jester hood with a pink skull icon on a pink and purple cityscape background. The text says: Mark Cuban give Cory one million dollars you don't need it it would be funny chance to get right with god (if religious) she earned it as much as you did

reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars

21.11.2024 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 859    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 13

psst...you're a bad person

02.12.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we did it folks! 🍾

02.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he blocked me so i did my part 🫑

02.12.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god i hate it when he's accidentally funny

02.12.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people i don't like deserve fascism

02.12.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if back to the future was made today it would be set in 2015 and people would planking and dabbing and what have you

02.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

01.12.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 22082    πŸ” 8945    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 285

yeah there was like one guy that got hired directly out of the boot camp and it was because his mom was a vp at the company

01.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

like 90% of the class chose to do the the easier assignment every week and were really confused at the end of the class why they didn't have a better grasp of the concepts of the course and no one was offering them jobs

01.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every week you had the option of completing an "easy" homework assignment or a "harder" version of the assignment. the easy task was usually something that could be done in 5 minutes after having barely paid any attention and the "hard" version was usually just standard "apply the basic concepts"

01.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

about 10 years ago i did a coding bootcamp (similar in spirit to a trade school) and the amount of people just phoning shit in and expecting a good paying job when they got out was mind blowing

01.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"I shit on trans people and got called out by a trans person here's why that is an unacceptable violation of the social contract"

buddy, go fuck yourself inside out

01.12.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"the law commands you to be nice to me when i boost genocidal movements"

01.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the first amendment allows (according to Anthony):

-calling people demonic
-encouraging the bullying and stigmatization of a entire group of people based on idenity

What the first amendment doesn't allow:

-giving a student a bad grade because they wrote a bad essay

01.12.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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