LL Kool Jay

Today was 10/10.

This is exactly how I think I’m dancing when I’m drunk

Your avi…
Lemme see it…

I’m just a guy???

You ever screenshotted a conversation and accidentally sent it to the person from the thread?

The LOX/Dipset verzuz

They show up for you when it’s not convenient

What I did, by a ton.

I hand-write notes

Saving some damn money

Two characters:

Randall Pearson
Jax Teller

If ya know…

In my element 🌿

I was today years old when I found out.

Don’t nobody call me stupid, but did you know that pink lemonade is just regular lemonade with pink color added?

I’m hoping it’s one of his grandkids using his account. He’s not in the story, it’s just random stuff.

a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .

I’m trying to figure out how my cousin, who passed away last year, just posted on his FB story.

This is a public service announcement sponsored by Just Blaze and the good folks at Roc-A-Fella Records.

Fade crispier than Korean fried chicken

Went to the Dominican barbershop today. This man took a lunch break, smoke break, and break to call his bank and report his card stolen all while I was in the chair and still finished in under 40 min.

Might hit Chilis for lunch tomorrow. I need to be triple dipped.

16….17 coming in September

Comfortable silence

I’ve always heard the cliche “relationships take work”. What I learned is that “work” in relationships, much like work for employment doesn’t have to feel like work. If you don’t enjoy what you do, find someone else to do it with.

My fake baby dying

Someone else is responsible for your happiness.

Contentment.

In the pursuit of happiness, it is easy to forget to appreciate what we have.

The opinions of total strangers *cough cough*

Maybe this is temporary but accepting that I am aging/facing mortality.

Being honest.

I live my truths, always, right or wrong.

Can we taaaaaaaalk