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The web's favorite tech maven and advice columnist. I can write code, yodel and kickbox - at the same time. Wipe your feet. #humor #satire #parody #IT #science #tech #MENSA #NASA #geeklife Header art courtesy of @area6cgi.bsky.social

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From the To-Do List:

July 06
Attempt to return an unwanted grocery item by communicating only in mime.

#humor #humour #mimesarecreepy

06.07.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Separated At Birth?

#humor #humour #zappa

04.07.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the To-Do List:

July 04
Recreational Physics! Determine which pieces of living room furniture can be hot-glued to a non-load-bearing, interior wall without the resulting vertical shear and lateral tension forces pulling the drywall apart.

#physics #engineering #geeklife #humor #humour

03.07.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correct. It's satire.

03.07.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Language Lab

Using Dutch to Tone Speech-Related Muscles

#humor #humour #language #linguistics

03.07.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From this week's To-Do List:

July 03
Cover self with white glue, roll in a large pile of dried macaroni and terrorize the neighbourhood as "Evil Pasta Thing."

#food #cooking #pasta #humor #humour

02.07.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Full-Contact Haiku

"Infatuation"

Caffeine-laced donuts!
Gooey, air-puffed breakfast buzz.
Yes, there is a God.

#haiku #humor

02.07.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From this week's To-Do List:

July 02
Conduct tests to determine which color of Behrยฎ interior latex wall paint tastes best when used as an emergency non-dairy coffee creamer substitute.

#science #testprotocols #research #humor

02.07.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Booting up my custom Cray supercomputer and organizing content. Please stand by.

02.07.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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