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@haymaker.bsky.social

A Pollyanna motherfucker. Director and Actor. ♀️ no TERFs, no SWERFs

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Everyone got fucked over by menopausal betazoids. As well they deserve.

15.02.2026 05:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean.  He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean. He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

#HappyValentinesDay

15.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 2209    🔁 485    💬 27    📌 23
Dax wearing a kind of balconnect style purple dress.

Like Dax, there's also a dirty old man inside of me.

Dax wearing a kind of balconnect style purple dress. Like Dax, there's also a dirty old man inside of me.

The bisexual's dilemma:
I really like this dress that Dax is wearing
And
I REALLY LIKE this dress that Dax is wearing

15.02.2026 05:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
O'brien after a fight with his wife sitting at corks. He's wearing an electric blue collared shirt. 

John greenwood if you read this alt text yes this is about you. Lol. Hope you, Mandy & the kids are doing well, buddy.

O'brien after a fight with his wife sitting at corks. He's wearing an electric blue collared shirt. John greenwood if you read this alt text yes this is about you. Lol. Hope you, Mandy & the kids are doing well, buddy.

O'Brien is wearing the college boyfriend shirt again.

15.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

COMICS LET’S DO THIS

15.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 9    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
Luxwana Troi embracing Odo against his will

Luxwana Troi embracing Odo against his will

S3, EP 10: My girl is back! Let's go Space Auntie Mame!

15.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tom riker kissing kira before he is sent to a cardassian labor camp

Tom riker kissing kira before he is sent to a cardassian labor camp

Ending that episode just like a riker would.

15.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ahahahah! Tom, you goatee'd motherfucker!

15.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh wait, is this Will riker or Thomas?

15.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not that I have anything against bearded sluts. Please let that be known.

I bet "The unexpected" is like a trombone solo.

15.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Riker leaning like only riker can looking smug and having a beard and asking Major kira  "hope you got room for the unexpected"

Riker leaning like only riker can looking smug and having a beard and asking Major kira "hope you got room for the unexpected"

Oh God damn it! What's this smug bearded slut doing on this show?

15.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
An image of the opening crawl of an episode of deep space. 9. That features the beautiful phrase "Jeffrey Combs*

An image of the opening crawl of an episode of deep space. 9. That features the beautiful phrase "Jeffrey Combs*

I've been watching but haven't been doing commentary. Kind of judging but kind of get how Dax almost threw away her Starfleet career for a dude she fell in love with after a couple of days. Also, this episode had the best two words you can see in some opening credits:

15.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman in a black jacket says i believe the children are our future teach them well and let them lead the way ALT: a woman in a black jacket says i believe the children are our future teach them well and let them lead the way

Look, as a fat leftist in Chicago, I'm always here to support the next generation.

14.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Scroll down to the video. It's everything you want. or at least it was everything I wanted.

14.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's me! I'm The dumb bitch who had a terrible mental health day and then decided to come home and try on some jeans.... for the first time in years. Ask me anything. 🥲

14.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An apricot kolaczki on a paper plate.  Behind it a mug with Kermit on it.  He is resting his hands on his flippers and it looks like he's gazing lovingly at the pastry.

An apricot kolaczki on a paper plate. Behind it a mug with Kermit on it. He is resting his hands on his flippers and it looks like he's gazing lovingly at the pastry.

Someone brought kolaczki to work this morning. 🤤

12.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a two headed calf, several weeks old, looks up adoringly at its mother. All but the calf herself is seen in offset double vision

a two headed calf, several weeks old, looks up adoringly at its mother. All but the calf herself is seen in offset double vision

many mornings later 🐮🐮💕

11.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 120    🔁 25    💬 8    📌 2

(this one was specifically for @j-t-r-o-n.bsky.social )

11.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

smokin on that shit that made me say sayonara to Zetsubou-Sensei.

11.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Did.... did Bashir just give sound relationship advise to O'Brian?
What kind of mirror mirror shit is happening here?!?

11.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Smokin on that shit that kept your hands off Eizouken.

11.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I just laughed so hard out loud at this follow-up skeet.

11.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean I did not enjoy a lot of what I've seen up till now, so I'm very excited.

11.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Miles in his one nice shirt that isn't his federation uniform welcoming Keiko home with "appreciate your wife day" after finding out she had to close down the school on DS9.

Miles in his one nice shirt that isn't his federation uniform welcoming Keiko home with "appreciate your wife day" after finding out she had to close down the school on DS9.

" My wife had a terrible, crushing day. I need to make her feel better with food, drink and dicking her down right."

O'Brian is the best example of when dudes rock.

11.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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I've seen O'Brien wear this electric blue shirt twice now and I'm pretty sure my college boyfriend had the same dress shirt.

Also he follows me on this account so if you see this, Greenwood, let me know if I'm wrong. Looool

11.02.2026 04:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Season 3. Episode 3. Quark accidentally kills the Klingon!

11.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Look. I'm never not going to be rooting for the morally dark gray, quippy queer character on any show. I'm a simple woman.

11.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, even though it was a hallucination/synthetic environment/ whatever they were doing to our main characters, that death of Garak while he was just trying to get back into his groove while helping the few people he could stand on this space station he was cursed to live on forever made me sad.

11.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finished up season 2 in the beginning of season 3. Oh boy, here we go!!!

Also, oh no Odo. 😭

11.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh I intend to.

11.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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