Sander Emerick

Many folks are too scared to admit this is the best song on the album. But not me

It’s crazy we went from using the internet in 2005 to look up video game walkthroughs with crazy ASCII art to now arguing w/ guys with Steven Universe AVI’s talkin bout their friend “QP Deluxe Ocelot” blowing their head off because they they saw too many brown people

The tacit agreement by those with power to protect others with power is one of the few issues that crosses the aisle

Unless it’s by Turkish Airways and then it’s not only extremely dignified, but honestly pretty cool

Hopefully he lives long enough to fly there for other reasons some day

Truly a remarkable day to be on the internet

*staring directly into C3P0’s soulless cold android eyes*

Tell me the odds

Damnit

I know there’s a lot going on but the Pirates might be the best team in MLB history and win dozens of World Series in a row

Cassian Andor is the realest motherfucker to ever do it 🫡

Someone needs to do the Right Thing here

Power dynamics in a polycule are always complicated, much more so than monogamous relationships. Even after ascending to the papacy, Francis always took the time to make sure we were all on a level playing field with open love and communication.

Our polycule will never be the same, RIP Frankie.

I’m choosing to believe The Leftovers ends after the first 25 minutes of Season 3 Episode 1

The crowd has spoken

Tech bros and tradwives might be the most likely allies of all time what are we doing here?

Judy Gemstone might be the funniest character in TV history

Freaks of the Week (3/29) My God, what a week for freaks!

It was a BIG week for freaks. Check out the freaks of the week here 👇

(Mina Kimes is the thumbnail but she is NOT a freak!!!)

Kevin Harlan should not have to say “a Minecraft movie”

Whenever anyone says he’s Top 10 you have to hit em with “Yeah, Kobe is a Top 10 Laker for sure”

The Return of Sam Bankman Fried Sam Bankman Fried has, unfortunately, returned.

Sam Bankman Fried has unfortunately returned, and I wrote about it.

10 (ten!) minute long batshit trailer for #DeathStranding2. No one is doing it like Hideo 🙏

The Internet Has Turned Us All Insane Except Me

I tried to write about one of America’s greatest enemies: the rationalist ideology movement

Every viral LinkedIn post is:

A no-good, washed up, smelly, disgusting, illiterate, broke, knuckle dragging DIPSHIT applied to this position 2 times. I denied it twice.

Here's why they are the CEO after they applied a third time:

BREAKING: Disgraced Former SOLIDER Sephiroth tapped to lead U.S. Department of Energy by a vote of 64-29.

This site will be awesome when the posts actually get funny and good.

Sephiroth has just passed his Senate confirmation hearing to become our next Secretary of Energy.

Go to the toilet. Order the poop.