Maddie ✨

Target is now requiring its employees to smile more As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.

"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.

YouTube video by New Blood Interactive Tenebris Somnia - Trailer 3

The retro survival horror game

With live action cutscenes

Arrives in 2026

You've never dreamed anything

like... TENEBRIS SOMNIA.

youtu.be/eAOb8cdSdj8?...

darumi

Elesa

Lillie

Hello!! Go to your settings app and then to Safari settings from there, and you can change the Safari UI to "Bottom" (or "Top") instead of "Compact". I hated the new UI too but then I found that the old UI *is* still there and now I don't hate using Safari again

download ur documentaries sis

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

It's beginning to look like a very Taskmaster-y Christmas! 🎄

Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it

you love to see it

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i know i don’t post on here all that much but sometimes it feels like my posts go into the abyss whenever i do post LMAOOO

anyways hi everyone it’s raining i hope everyone’s day is good

finding out that a mutual who i’ve known for what feels like literally a decade is, in fact, not several years older than me like i thought but actually my age, has me thrown for a loop this afternoon

Chilling in the college union between class is an experience I didn’t know I missed

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

Taunie! 💛✨ #PokemonLegendsZA #fanart

what if he said "I'm a cuckster" and threw you away from your wife

Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

LMFAO

i want to get an alarmo they seem so cute

they got hobby lobby in the pokemon universe?

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

Green on the shelf